So I have farts

[topdawgnc]

That are so fucking bad, even I am offended ...

But ...

I promised my old lady I'd take her to Bob's Steak and Chop House tonight.

So ...

I spun it to my advantage.

As we were leaving I let one silently go ... I know the old couple meeting their son's girlfriend for the first time will be fucking ghastly offended thinking she tried to slip one past them ... and vis-a-vers-a.

 

[PurpleJ]

I EATIG CHLILI!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Why did I click on this thread?

 

[Hippopeteamus]

Well, it's a better poem than the one Seattle's civic poet wrote.

 

[SpoonieLuv]

I can't hang with a guy who is offended by his own gas.

 

[topdawgnc]

I can't hang with a guy who is offended by his own gas.

Dude,

It left me shaking and vomiting.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Crop dusting Bob's will get restaurant week cancelled

 

[AZDuck]

PREMIUM CONTENT!

 

[PurpleReign]

Sell your underwear via mail-order, or in vending machines. It works for the Japs.

 

[Swaye]

This sets up a haiku thread about farts nicely.

 

[topdawgnc]

This sets up a haiku thread about farts nicely.

I blew ass
Unknown to mom
First meet stinks

 

[Southerndawg]

foul unholy deed
birthed straight from the gates of doom
silent but deadly

 

[PurpleReign]

Hey ho
Hey ho
Oh that stanky ho

 

[dnc]

There once was a guy named topdawgnc
He hated Tawdy, our fucked up AD
So he built a website
Got the top dawg fired right
Now takes offense at his own farts fuck he

 

[Swaye]

There once was a guy named topdawgnc
He hated Tawdy, our fucked up AD
So he built a website
Got the top dawg fired right
Now takes offense at his own farts fuck he

Not haiku. Awesomed anyway.

 

[Southerndawg]

Crop dusting the HUB
Capitol Hill mating call
Hondo's fart box craves