So for Halloween this year...

[YellowSnow]

I decided to dress up as a gas station attendant.

 

[LawDawg1]

Where’s the meth pipe?

 

[YellowSnow]

Where’s the meth pipe?

I was gonna get some crooked teeth but didn't have time to hit the costume store.

 

[dtd]

Don't forget

 

[chuck]

Not enough grello.

Is your truck lifted and sporting a couple of stickers and a flag? I hear Vancouver is where most of the unaffiliated quooks go trick or treating. They won't be hard to find. Just listen for the unmuffled diesels and V10s.

 

[haie]

*door to door salesman

 

[LawDawg1]

Don't forget

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More accurate if a Husky fan pretending to be a duck fan.

 

[gmo]

Don't forget

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More accurate if a Husky fan pretending to be a duck fan.

 

[Alexis]

PUMP MY GAS DUCK!!!!

 

[YellowSnow]

Not enough grello.

Is your truck lifted and sporting a couple of stickers and a flag? I hear Vancouver is where most of the unaffiliated quooks go trick or treating. They won't be hard to find. Just listen for the unmuffled diesels and V10s.

All the pour Jack Duck fams will be pouring into my hood tonight from across the river to tick or treat.

 

[chuck]

Not enough grello.

Is your truck lifted and sporting a couple of stickers and a flag? I hear Vancouver is where most of the unaffiliated quooks go trick or treating. They won't be hard to find. Just listen for the unmuffled diesels and V10s.

All the pour Jack Duck fams will be pouring into my hood tonight from across the river to tick or treat.

No kid of mine is taking candy from someone who likes Jerry Gsrcia or Frank Zappa.

Actually maybe he did as a yute. That would explain some things.

 

[YellowSnow]

Not enough grello.

Is your truck lifted and sporting a couple of stickers and a flag? I hear Vancouver is where most of the unaffiliated quooks go trick or treating. They won't be hard to find. Just listen for the unmuffled diesels and V10s.

All the pour Jack Duck fams will be pouring into my hood tonight from across the river to tick or treat.

No kid of mine is taking candy from someone who likes Jerry Gsrcia or Frank Zappa.

Actually maybe he did as a yute. That would explain some things.

This may come as a surprise but I don't look like Frank or Jerry IRL. I'm a clean cut square.

 

[chuck]

Not enough grello.

Is your truck lifted and sporting a couple of stickers and a flag? I hear Vancouver is where most of the unaffiliated quooks go trick or treating. They won't be hard to find. Just listen for the unmuffled diesels and V10s.

All the pour Jack Duck fams will be pouring into my hood tonight from across the river to tick or treat.

No kid of mine is taking candy from someone who likes Jerry Gsrcia or Frank Zappa.

Actually maybe he did as a yute. That would explain some things.

This may come as a surprise but I don't look like Frank or Jerry IRL. I'm a clean cut square.

No I've gathered that. If you ever wondered, I don't sctually look like the hiv virus.

 

[YellowSnow]

Not enough grello.

Is your truck lifted and sporting a couple of stickers and a flag? I hear Vancouver is where most of the unaffiliated quooks go trick or treating. They won't be hard to find. Just listen for the unmuffled diesels and V10s.

All the pour Jack Duck fams will be pouring into my hood tonight from across the river to tick or treat.

No kid of mine is taking candy from someone who likes Jerry Gsrcia or Frank Zappa.

Actually maybe he did as a yute. That would explain some things.

This may come as a surprise but I don't look like Frank or Jerry IRL. I'm a clean cut square.

No I've gathered that. If you ever wondered, I don't sctually look like the hiv virus.

But you still have AIDS

 

[DerekJohnson]

Not enough grello.

Is your truck lifted and sporting a couple of stickers and a flag? I hear Vancouver is where most of the unaffiliated quooks go trick or treating. They won't be hard to find. Just listen for the unmuffled diesels and V10s.

All the pour Jack Duck fams will be pouring into my hood tonight from across the river to tick or treat.

No kid of mine is taking candy from someone who likes Jerry Gsrcia or Frank Zappa.

Actually maybe he did as a yute. That would explain some things.

This may come as a surprise but I don't look like Frank or Jerry IRL. I'm a clean cut square.

No I've gathered that. If you ever wondered, I don't sctually look like the hiv virus.

how I remember that glorious day you asked to change your handle from ChuckHV to just plain ol Chuck

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Not enough grello.

Is your truck lifted and sporting a couple of stickers and a flag? I hear Vancouver is where most of the unaffiliated quooks go trick or treating. They won't be hard to find. Just listen for the unmuffled diesels and V10s.

All the pour Jack Duck fams will be pouring into my hood tonight from across the river to tick or treat.

No kid of mine is taking candy from someone who likes Jerry Gsrcia or Frank Zappa.

Actually maybe he did as a yute. That would explain some things.

This may come as a surprise but I don't look like Frank or Jerry IRL. I'm a clean cut square.

No I've gathered that. If you ever wondered, I don't sctually look like the hiv virus.

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[alumni94]

Why am I getting pulled into this?!

 

[chuck]

Why am I getting pulled into this?!

The original joke had some potential to be harmlessly funny, but was difficult to communicate in the way that it played in my mind. If it had worked though, you'd be proud to be included. Maybe next time.

 

[dnc]

@IPukeOregonGrellow