Signing day special: 10 Questions with Mr. Excitement himself Junior Adams - new WR coach at UW

Dennis_DeYoung

New Fish
Q1. Are you currently asleep or just really stoned? Or just you like to keep the motor revved really low?
A1. Hahaha man, nah.

Q2. You look like you could develop moobs to go with fellow offensive Moobers and Shakers Boner and Paop. Do you think you, Bush or Huff will get Moobs faster?
A2. Ah man. haha

Q3. So, you had to dive right in and get all over Kyle Ford and Puka Nacua! An electric race to the finish to bring in your first big time recruit. How was that?
Q3. I didn't really take lead on that.

Q4. Does your relationship with Joey Thomas make you ideal for this position?
A4. Ha, I dunno.

Q5. So you get fired from WKU for having a shitty offense, then you get demoted and have to scround for a job at App State, then you end up at a top-10 program, how awesome is it that Pete is really afraid to get outside of the Boise-zone?
A5. Haha man, yeah.

Q6. Is your entire personality liking vintage Jordans or is there more?
A6. Hahaha, man.

Q7. Do you suspect you will be able to stay awake through recruiting Johnny Wilson, Jalen McMillan and Joshua Jackson? Or are you just going to go to their houses, eat a bowl of cereal and fall asleep on their couches like it appears you will?
A7. Hahaha man, that's messed up. haha.

Q8. So, do you think shaving bumps is your look or you are just the kind of guy that makes a lot of money and doesn't care?
A8. Man... haha.

Q9. Is App State a big-time program as was claimed on dawgman?
A9. Most definitely, yeah.

Q10. Final question Junior - please give half your salary to Joey Thomas, ok?
A10. Hahahaha.
 
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I don’t want Dennis to scream at me but I feel like this might be a slight over reaction for a guy who started at UW like 3 weeks ago.
 
Q11. How does it feel to know that you'll be compared to Kasey Dunn for the entirety of your UW career, once Oregon finalizes his contract this week and secures Puka's signature.
A11. Oh shit haha
 
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I don’t want Dennis to scream at me but I feel like this might be a slight over reaction for a guy who started at UW like 3 weeks ago.

IT IS A FUCKING JOKE!!! IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S FUCKING ASLEEP CONSTANTLY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Also - great job with Puka and Kyle Ford so far. If Oregon hires Kasey Dunn we're fuckkkkkked.
 
I don’t want Dennis to scream at me but I feel like this might be a slight over reaction for a guy who started at UW like 3 weeks ago.

JFC, you’re so fucking stupid. Doogs like you will always make this program mediocre. We finally get it right but we still get it wrong.

DIAFF

How’d I do? @Dennis_DeYoung
 
I don’t want Dennis to scream at me but I feel like this might be a slight over reaction for a guy who started at UW like 3 weeks ago.

JFC, you’re so fucking stupid. Doogs like you will always make this program mediocre. We finally get it right but we still get it wrong.

DIAFF

How’d I do? @Dennis_DeYoung

I forgot the CAPS, how the fuck did I forget the fucking caps. JFC
 
I don't know if this was warranted or not, but it's still funny as fuck.
 
The more Dennis shits on him the more confident I get in the hire. Dennis hated Malloe and Huff and loved Lubick. I feel good. More poasts like this please!
 
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The more Dennis shits on him the more confident I get in the hire. Dennis hated Malloe and Huff and loved Lubick. I feel good. More poasts like this please!

I am letting my hatred pour for this very reason, but I will warn you... I loved the Ikaika hire; I was a big Ikaika guy. Just didn’t love him getting his lunch money stolen by Nansen.

Huff I fucking hated, but somehow Junior seems worse.

And in full and total fairness to myself - Lubick didn’t start to be worthless until he got passed over for OC. He got us Dev, Trey and Yankoff.

Still - I need to make sure the universe hears my hatred so it can mock me.
 
The more Dennis shits on him the more confident I get in the hire. Dennis hated Malloe and Huff and loved Lubick. I feel good. More poasts like this please!

I am letting my hatred pour for this very reason, but I will warn you... I loved the Ikaika hire; I was a big Ikaika guy. Just didn’t love him getting his lunch money stolen by Nansen.

Huff I fucking hated, but somehow Junior seems worse.

And in full and total fairness to myself - Lubick didn’t start to be worthless until he got passed over for OC. He got us Dev, Trey and Yankoff.

Still - I need to make sure the universe hears my hatred so it can mock me.

I knew you loved Ikaika at first but it didn’t fit my narrative
 
The more Dennis shits on him the more confident I get in the hire. Dennis hated Malloe and Huff and loved Lubick. I feel good. More poasts like this please!

I am letting my hatred pour for this very reason, but I will warn you... I loved the Ikaika hire; I was a big Ikaika guy. Just didn’t love him getting his lunch money stolen by Nansen.

Huff I fucking hated, but somehow Junior seems worse.

And in full and total fairness to myself - Lubick didn’t start to be worthless until he got passed over for OC. He got us Dev, Trey and Yankoff.

Still - I need to make sure the universe hears my hatred so it can mock me.

I knew you loved Ikaika at first but it didn’t fit my narrative

you never claimed to be a journalist out here
 
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