Shakira to prison?

One could contemplate committing a crime in Spain and then identifying as a female.

#prisonwife

#brbjo
 
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She is lovely. Girls, this is what having 2 kids does to your body.
 
I've only read the headlines..... but there has to be a good reason she rejected the plea deal to take her chances in court
 
She'll have to be found not guilty - where are you going to find 12 jurors of her peers?

Not that many muy caliente' women available.

 
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She'll have to be found not guilty - where are you going to find 12 jurors of her peers?

Not that many muy caliente' women available.
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The Chris Rock bit is the best. "That's not a jury of my peers, that's a jury of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty!"

 
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She'll have to be found not guilty - where are you going to find 12 jurors of her peers?

Not that many muy caliente' women available.
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The Chris Rock bit is the best. "That's not a jury of my peers, that's a jury of 12 people [/s] government employees getting paid not to work.not smart enough to get out of jury duty!"[/s]
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