Seems relevant to this bored

[AZDuck]

 

[Southerndawg]

Two moms >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> two dads

.... unless one of the two moms is confused and thinks she's a dad

 

[RaceBannon]

At some point it does feel like major pressing on the part of the Two Dad Revolution that we are proud supporters of. I mean the gay population is incredibly small in relation to the amount of entertainment, corporate bandwagoning, and political heat this non issue brings.

Every show has to have the gays now.

 

[PurpleJ]

We finally got our first gay President, so I'm not surprised.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

We finally got our first gay President, so I'm not surprised.

Little known fact:

William Henry Harrison died from AIDS from being fucked by another dude.

 

[seatownfunk]

Kennedy sure got fucked by LBJ

 

[OZONE]

At some point it does feel like major pressing on the part of the Two Dad Revolution that we are proud supporters of. I mean the gay population is incredibly small in relation to the amount of entertainment, corporate bandwagoning, and political heat this non issue brings.

Every show has to have the gays now.

Yeah. Minorities should be elsewhere so that we don't have to look at them. Who cares if they endured a lifetime of bullying by bigots. We don't want to be reminded that we might have been those bigots.

#straightfear

 

[DerekJohnson]

We finally got our first gay President, so I'm not surprised.

Little known fact:

William Henry Harrison died from AIDS from being fucked by another dude.

link?

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

We finally got our first gay President, so I'm not surprised.

Little known fact:

William Henry Harrison died from AIDS from being fucked by another dude.

link?

You know I was being sarcastic, but Buchanan used to hump (allegedly) the guy who they named King County after

 

[dnc]

We finally got our first gay President, so I'm not surprised.

Little known fact:

William Henry Harrison died from AIDS from being fucked by another dude.

link?

You know I was being sarcastic, but Buchanan used to hump (allegedly) the guy who they named King County after

 

[d2d]

 

[Southerndawg]

Has Michelle come out yet as the first transgender chick with a dick First Ladyboy?

 

[RaceBannon]

At some point it does feel like major pressing on the part of the Two Dad Revolution that we are proud supporters of. I mean the gay population is incredibly small in relation to the amount of entertainment, corporate bandwagoning, and political heat this non issue brings.

Every show has to have the gays now.

Yeah. Minorities should be elsewhere so that we don't have to look at them. Who cares if they endured a lifetime of bullying by bigots. We don't want to be reminded that we might have been those bigots.

#straightfear

Thanks ballbag for stating the obvious

 

[Dardanus]

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[OZONE]

Where is the NSA when you need them.

Paging #NSA

 

[d2d]

Where is the NSA when you need them.

Paging #NSA

 

[Swaye]

At some point it does feel like major pressing on the part of the Two Dad Revolution that we are proud supporters of. I mean the gay population is incredibly small in relation to the amount of entertainment, corporate bandwagoning, and political heat this non issue brings.

Every show has to have the gays now.

Yeah. Minorities should be elsewhere so that we don't have to look at them. Who cares if they endured a lifetime of bullying by bigots. We don't want to be reminded that we might have been those bigots.

#straightfear

Is your float plane named "Power Bottom"?

 

[Swaye]

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I laffed. I cried. I shit my pants a little.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I laffed. I cried. I shit my pants a little.

Agree. This thread sucks but this poast is Classics worthy.

 

[AZDuck]

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I laffed. I cried. I shit my pants a little.

Agree. This thread sucks but this poast is Classics worthy.

Hurtful