SEC Dawg (Gridiron) is on the brink

DerekJohnson

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I have refunded him/her their $25 donation. He/she is dangling from the precipice.

He/she threatened to kill another poster. Yes, I'm sure it was a joke and just the alcohol talking. But that's next level stuff that I can't turn a blind eye toward. Hence this post.

I asked him/her not to psychotically spam the boards. He/she responds with machine gun response spaz outs

I have a hunch that he/she means well but is probably not psychologically well suited for this place.

Five suggestions for SECDawg:[/b]
1. Just play it cool, post and have fun
2. Don't send me 15 PMs with the equivalent of "Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!"
3. Don't take it personally and threaten revenge when people downvote your posts
4. Don't spam threads with insane gibberish
5. Constantly refer to rule #1. Write it on a 3x5 note card and place it above your monitor, your bathroom sink and in your mom's car.

Good luck, and may the force be with you.
 
Threatening to kill a poster (the description was psychotically violent) was too much. I am rooting for you @SECDAWG. It would suck to lose you, so try your best to follow Derek's advice.
 
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I know a psychotically violent redneck and he wouldn't hurt a fly.
 
Well suited for this place? Let’s not pretend that most of us don’t have a functional[/i] drinking problem

Also, as the poaster he threatened to kill when he was Gridiron, while I know DJ has to do what he has to do, I take no offense and frankly don't blame him
 
I have refunded him/her their $25 donation. He/she is dangling from the precipice.

He/she threatened to kill another poster. Yes, I'm sure it was a joke and just the alcohol talking. But that's next level stuff that I can't turn a blind eye toward. Hence this post.

I asked him/her not to psychotically spam the boards. He/she responds with machine gun response spaz outs

I have a hunch that he/she means well but is probably not psychologically well suited for this place.

Five suggestions for SECDawg:[/b]
1. Just play it cool, post and have fun
2. Don't send me 15 PMs with the equivalent of "Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!"
3. Don't take it personally and threaten revenge when people downvote your posts
4. Don't spam threads with insane gibberish
5. Constantly refer to rule #1. Write it on a 3x5 note card and place it above your monitor, your bathroom sink and in your mom's car.

Good luck, and may the force be with you.

Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!

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I have refunded him/her their $25 donation. He/she is dangling from the precipice.

He/she threatened to kill another poster. Yes, I'm sure it was a joke and just the alcohol talking. But that's next level stuff that I can't turn a blind eye toward. Hence this post.

I asked him/her not to psychotically spam the boards. He/she responds with machine gun response spaz outs

I have a hunch that he/she means well but is probably not psychologically well suited for this place.

Five suggestions for SECDawg:[/b]
1. Just play it cool, post and have fun
2. Don't send me 15 PMs with the equivalent of "Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!"
3. Don't take it personally and threaten revenge when people downvote your posts
4. Don't spam threads with insane gibberish
5. Constantly refer to rule #1. Write it on a 3x5 note card and place it above your monitor, your bathroom sink and in your mom's car.

Good luck, and may the force be with you.

We don't want him anyway
 
Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

Now that's some dark shit man.

Why do you hate a good retard fight?
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

Sad!

How did gridiron end up at HCH?

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Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

Now that's some dark shit man.

Why do you hate a good retard fight?
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

Sad!

How did gridiron end up at HCH?

237_design_yellow.jpg

Just so fucking for. Missipi fan to end up in this hell hole
 
Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

Now that's some dark shit man.

Why do you hate a good retard fight?
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

Sad!

How did gridiron end up at HCH?

237_design_yellow.jpg

Just so fucking for. Missipi fan to end up in this hell hole
I believe it was during the buildup to the Bama playoff game.
 
Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

Now that's some dark shit man.

Why do you hate a good retard fight?
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

Sad!

How did gridiron end up at HCH?

He? found us? when we? wanted to BRING ON BAMA!
 
Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

Now that's some dark shit man.

Why do you hate a good retard fight?
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

Sad!

How did gridiron end up at HCH?

He? found us? when we? wanted to BRING ON BAMA!

I get the bamers coming over, but he is a Mississippi state fan.
 
Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

Now that's some dark shit man.

Why do you hate a good retard fight?
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

Sad!

How did gridiron end up at HCH?

He? found us? when we? wanted to BRING ON BAMA!

I get the bamers coming over, but he is a Mississippi state fan.

SEC little brothers ride SEC big brothers' dicks.

WiW.
 
Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

Now that's some dark shit man.

Why do you hate a good retard fight?
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

Sad!

How did gridiron end up at HCH?

He? found us? when we? wanted to BRING ON BAMA!

I get the bamers coming over, but he is a Mississippi state fan.

SEC little brothers ride SEC big brothers' dicks.

WiW.

We lost to auburn and they beat auburn
 
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