Script writers getting paid this year

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Someone may have already poonted this out here so my apologies to whoever that is for plagiarism your shit, fucko. But the narratives for this season are insane. Not only did we already:

Complete the first 10-0 conference season in Pac history, defeating all the historic Pac9 schools who fucked over with the exception of UCLA.
Help facilitate the demise of said rapist conference.
Beat our most hated rivals twice the first tim the teams have ever faced each other multiple tims in a season.
Beat said rivals for the conference championship.
Take a Heisman away from their QB.
And
Knock them out of the playoffs.

Butt now we get to face our disgraced former coach that literally gave this specific hive of scum and villainy it's raison d'être. Who then hired away our stud DC and set in motion the chain of events that lead to us losing to Montana and Ruperake saving the program.

And if (when?) we knock him off we get to win our first outright NC by defeating the team that beat us in our only prior playoff appearance, plungered DJ (ILTCHDJ) and forced him to revamp the roster setting up our last NC and once upon a tim took advantage of a third quarter George Wilson chinjury to create the initial start of CFB by launching SEC SEC SEC and deny us our first RB victory.

This year we get to right virtually all the wrongs of WASHINGTON'S past. You couldn't write a better script if you tried.

We'll basically just need to get @trublue to dig up Suzzalo's grave and give him a poundin to the roundins and all will be right with the universe.
 
And yes losing to Sark and a lesser degree Bama would be a devastating way to end it. Fuck off.
 
It became clear that the script this year was no script

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Win in the desert. Twice
Win in windy rain with a passing offense
Win with a defense everyone hated
Win when the offense had their shit game and didn't score a touchdown
Beat ASU

Win the fucking national championship

Voted in of course
 
It became clear that the script this year was no script

You could add

Win in the desert. Twice
Win in windy rain with a passing offense
Win with a defense everyone hated
Win when the offense had their shit game and didn't score a touchdown
Beat ASU

Win the fucking national championship

Voted in of course
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Splitting the natty with FSU will be special!
 
Someone may have already poonted this out here so my apologies to whoever that is for plagiarism your shit, fucko. But the narratives for this season are insane. Not only did we already:

Complete the first 10-0 conference season in Pac history, defeating all the historic Pac9 schools who fucked over with the exception of UCLA[/b].
Help facilitate the demise of said rapist conference.
Beat our most hated rivals twice the first tim the teams have ever faced each other multiple tims in a season.
Beat said rivals for the conference championship.
Take a Heisman away from their QB.
And
Knock them out of the playoffs.

Butt now we get to face our disgraced former coach that literally gave this specific hive of scum and villainy it's raison d'être. Who then hired away our stud DC and set in motion the chain of events that lead to us losing to Montana and Ruperake saving the program.

And if (when?) we knock him off we get to win our first outright NC by defeating the team that beat us in our only prior playoff appearance, plungered DJ (ILTCHDJ) and forced him to revamp the roster setting up our last NC and once upon a tim took advantage of a third quarter George Wilson chinjury to create the initial start of CFB by launching SEC SEC SEC and deny us our first RB victory.

This year we get to right virtually all the wrongs of WASHINGTON'S past. You couldn't write a better script if you tried.

We'll basically just need to get @trublue to dig up Suzzalo's grave and give him a poundin to the roundins and all will be right with the universe.
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Even the writers knew to remove UCLA from the script and ensure we make it to the final act unscathed.
 
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Someone may have already poonted this out here so my apologies to whoever that is for plagiarism your shit, fucko. But the narratives for this season are insane. Not only did we already:

Complete the first 10-0 conference season in Pac history, defeating all the historic Pac9 schools who fucked over with the exception of UCLA[/b].
Help facilitate the demise of said rapist conference.
Beat our most hated rivals twice the first tim the teams have ever faced each other multiple tims in a season.
Beat said rivals for the conference championship.
Take a Heisman away from their QB.
And
Knock them out of the playoffs.

Butt now we get to face our disgraced former coach that literally gave this specific hive of scum and villainy it's raison d'être. Who then hired away our stud DC and set in motion the chain of events that lead to us losing to Montana and Ruperake saving the program.

And if (when?) we knock him off we get to win our first outright NC by defeating the team that beat us in our only prior playoff appearance, plungered DJ (ILTCHDJ) and forced him to revamp the roster setting up our last NC and once upon a tim took advantage of a third quarter George Wilson chinjury to create the initial start of CFB by launching SEC SEC SEC and deny us our first RB victory.

This year we get to right virtually all the wrongs of WASHINGTON'S past. You couldn't write a better script if you tried.

We'll basically just need to get @trublue to dig up Suzzalo's grave and give him a poundin to the roundins and all will be right with the universe.
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Even the writers knew to remove UCLA from the script and ensure we make it to the final act unscathed.
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Not playing Ucla in 91 after the 90 debacle clinched the natty
 
Someone may have already poonted this out here so my apologies to whoever that is for plagiarism your shit, fucko. But the narratives for this season are insane. Not only did we already:

Complete the first 10-0 conference season in Pac history, defeating all the historic Pac9 schools who fucked over with the exception of UCLA.
Help facilitate the demise of said rapist conference.
Beat our most hated rivals twice the first tim the teams have ever faced each other multiple tims in a season.
Beat said rivals for the conference championship.
Take a Heisman away from their QB.
And
Knock them out of the playoffs.

Butt now we get to face our disgraced former coach that literally gave this specific hive of scum and villainy it's raison d'être. Who then hired away our stud DC and set in motion the chain of events that lead to us losing to Montana and Ruperake saving the program.

And if (when?) we knock him off we get to win our first outright NC by defeating the team that beat us in our only prior playoff appearance, plungered DJ (ILTCHDJ) and forced him to revamp the roster setting up our last NC and once upon a tim took advantage of a third quarter George Wilson chinjury to create the initial start of CFB by launching SEC SEC SEC and deny us our first RB victory.

This year we get to right virtually all the wrongs of WASHINGTON'S past. You couldn't write a better script if you tried.

We'll basically just need to get @trublue to dig up Suzzalo's grave and give him a poundin to the roundins and all will be right with the universe.
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Replace the destruction of Boise with a destruction of BYU and then yes, all historic wrongs are righted.
 
Someone may have already poonted this out here so my apologies to whoever that is for plagiarism your shit, fucko. But the narratives for this season are insane. Not only did we already:

Complete the first 10-0 conference season in Pac history, defeating all the historic Pac9 schools who fucked over with the exception of UCLA.
Help facilitate the demise of said rapist conference.
Beat our most hated rivals twice the first tim the teams have ever faced each other multiple tims in a season.
Beat said rivals for the conference championship.
Take a Heisman away from their QB.
And
Knock them out of the playoffs.

Butt now we get to face our disgraced former coach that literally gave this specific hive of scum and villainy it's raison d'être. Who then hired away our stud DC and set in motion the chain of events that lead to us losing to Montana and Ruperake saving the program.

And if (when?) we knock him off we get to win our first outright NC by defeating the team that beat us in our only prior playoff appearance, plungered DJ (ILTCHDJ) and forced him to revamp the roster setting up our last NC and once upon a tim took advantage of a third quarter George Wilson chinjury to create the initial start of CFB by launching SEC SEC SEC and deny us our first RB victory.

This year we get to right virtually all the wrongs of WASHINGTON'S past. You couldn't write a better script if you tried.

We'll basically just need to get @trublue to dig up Suzzalo's grave and give him a poundin to the roundins and all will be right with the universe.
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Replace the destruction of Boise with a destruction of BYU and then yes, all historic wrongs are righted.
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Fair poont. And replace with Utah with UCLA.

Butt still.
 
Play the first ever Washington Oregon top 10 match up - Win in a classic

Play the first ever Washington Oregon top 5 match up that is arguably the single biggest “regular” season game in both programs history. Other chumpionship games mattered but this was also a rivalry - Win in a classic

Let the Coog think they are going to upset UW’s perfect season - snatch it away in a 4th and 1 fuck you play call.

Didn’t play UCLA - still fucked them by snatching the overall championship tie breaker

Didn’t lose to Cal or ASU.
 
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