Saw this guy at The Opening

RaccoonHarry

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Told me he was a big shot but didn't catch the name. Anybody know him? 476e2b47b034b51e0f5fa183e0b9d5.jpg
 
1. Jesus that's a fat fuck
2. What's the opening?
3. Why were you there?
4. Fat people hate warm weather
5. Fucking gay ass hat

Had to resize his fat ass to fit on the page !!1!1!
 
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"The Opening" is a way for Oregon to get Nike to subsidize kids from Texas and the southeast to take unofficial trips. It is also a NAMBLA convention for TBS afficionados.

Raccoon Harry is a teen boy stocker and a child sex criminal. He also moonlights as the Hamburglar.
 
It's a pretty cool event and the (free) price was right. Best 162 high school players in the country. In addition to the top high school talent I saw Ngata, Suh, James (LaMichael), and the Honey Badger just hanging out. More spectators wearing Bama than any other school. Them folks loves their football. But seeing F3 was the best. I resisted the urge to ask for an autograph.

 
It's a pretty cool event and the (free) price was right. Best 162 high school players in the country. In addition to the top high school talent I saw Ngata, Suh, James (LaMichael), and the Honey Badger just hanging out. More spectators wearing Bama than any other school. Them folks loves their football. But seeing F3 was the best. I resisted the urge to ask for an autograph.

Should have gotten him to sign a plate of Nachos.
 
Had to resize his fat ass to fit on the page !!1!1!
We're just lucky he fits in portrait mode...

P.S. What kind of soccer fan is pushing 500? Aren't soccer players supposed to be in shape?
 
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75k for the hat. Or that could be 150K. Tough call. And, I didn't know tents came in white.

Does he not own a fucking mirror?
 
Please tell me this is a whoosh.

That "thing" is F3 from fagman? He dressed like that?

He is actually THAT fat?

UW allows that thing a press pass?

Fahk me
 
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