Sark's Back

[GrundleStiltzkin]

No one fails upward betterhttps://twitter.com/AP_Top25/status/1096529243801092098
Black eye for @PurpleJ imo

 

[sarktastic]

Sounds like Saban is getting ready to retire and has found the perfect coach to had it off to.

 

[FremontTroll]

What a cool day to be a an Alabama fan.

Roll fucking tide!

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

With this move, Alabama goes down one tier to the Oklahomas and Ohio States of the world.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Man I wanna hang out with sark.

Actually isn't be sober now?

I wanna hang with sumlin

 

[DerekJohnson]

Sark is a genius at landing on his feet. I've got to hand it to him.

 

[bananasnblondes]

Sark is a genius at landing on his feet. I've got to hand it to him.

Especially after his heroic recovery from that terrible disease he had

 

[Pitchfork51]

It's not everyone that can turn an 0-12 team into a kick ass 7-5 squad.

Damn that was a good career move.

 

[PurpleJ]

Fire Saban. He's senile. Back up the Brinks truck to bring Dabo home. #sweethomedabobama

 

[Pitchfork51]

Sark is a genius at landing on his feet. I've got to hand it to him.

Especially after his heroic recovery from that terrible disease he had

A true leader and molder of men.

 

[greenblood]

Sark is a genius at landing on his feet. I've got to hand it to him.

He’s the most successful failure I’ve ever seen.

 

[DawgWagonDan]

Sark is a genius at landing on his feet. I've got to hand it to him.

Especially after his heroic recovery from that terrible disease he had

Norm says it's the best disease. It's the only one where you can constantly drink booze. I tend to agree; best disease rather easily.

 

[CaptainPJ]

Jesus H Christ.

That piece of shit must have a PI taking pic’s of all his employers. How the fuck does he continue to fail upward?

Especially Bama - they gave him an opportunity and he bolted on them.

FYFMFMLFE

 

[Joey]

"Best play-caller in college football."

-Kurt Hermstreet

 

[sarktastic]

I'm hearing there''s going to be a new Tuscaloosa Joey''s hiring soon.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Fire Saban. He's senile. Back up the Brinks truck to bring Dabo home. #sweethomedabobama

Is there even one person in America who has ever been paid via backing up a Brinks truck?

 

[MisterEm]

Fire Saban. He's senile. Back up the Brinks truck to bring Dabo home. #sweethomedabobama

Is there even one person in America who has ever been paid via backing up a Brinks truck?

If we told you, you'd be sleeping with the fishes of the long lost doogman free bird.

 

[FireCohen]

Jesus H Christ.

That piece of shit must have a PI taking pic’s of all his employers. How the fuck does he continue to fail upward?

Especially Bama - they gave him an opportunity and he bolted on them.

FYFMFMLFE

haha. saban forced him out bama the first time. i guess he forgot what POS he was

 

[Baseman]

Fire Saban. He's senile. Back up the Brinks truck to bring Dabo home. #sweethomedabobama

Is there even one person in America who has ever been paid via backing up a Brinks truck?

Yes

 

[CaptainPJ]

Jesus H Christ.

That piece of shit must have a PI taking pic’s of all his employers. How the fuck does he continue to fail upward?

Especially Bama - they gave him an opportunity and he bolted on them.

FYFMFMLFE

haha. saban forced him out bama the first time. i guess he forgot what POS he was

That was Kiffin.

He handed the wheel to Cutty Sark, who stayed through the playoff and bolted.