Sark still sucks at clock management

santana

santana

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Da fuck was that at the end of the 1st Half??

Luckily we crushed em in the 2nd half so it didn't end up being a factor, but christ...
 
I don't understand why this is so difficult. Any sweatpants wearing boner sporting halfbrained idiot playing XBox in his mother's basement knows you call a timeout right there. There are some parts of Sark's job that are very challenging and I could never do - clock management is not one of them. Why he can't figure it out is beyond me.
 
I don't understand why this is so difficult. Any sweatpants wearing boner sporting halfbrained idiot playing XBox in his mother's basement knows you call a timeout right there. There are some parts of Sark's job that are very challenging and I could never do - clock management is not one of them. Why he can't figure it out is beyond me.
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Bill Simmons has wrote several columns in the past on this how they should hire some Madden expert to be there for time management as several NFL coaches struggle with this. Andy Reid, Mike Holmgren even.
 
I think those were preemptive boos by the psychics in the crowd who knew about the upcoming laser pen halftime show
 
Well, to be fair, knowing when to call timeouts wasn't something I really expected him to be good at for 7-8 years.

#2017isspecial
 
I don't understand why this is so difficult. Any sweatpants wearing boner sporting halfbrained idiot playing XBox in his mother's basement knows you call a timeout right there. There are some parts of Sark's job that are very challenging and I could never do - clock management is not one of them. Why he can't figure it out is beyond me.
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You could have something there. Maybe he needs to utilize the Xbox for timekeeping purposes.
 
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