Sark back on the bottle…

They just beat a Mountain West team 35 to 6

I hear that's quite a feat
 
Hey, Sark, don't lose to the team that just lost to Kansas.

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The best play caller in America has the best win in America?

I like to say my win is super impressive and I should be in the playoff because the team I beat was 52-1 in their past 53 at home, while ignoring what my team's record is in their past 53 games where I lose 6 games for every 7 I win*, that's what I like to do.

*No idea what Texas' last 53 games are, just making assumed winning percentages cause Sark. And I don't think Sark would want his past performances included when evaluating the current state of his team.
 
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