Safeway Frank

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@BennyBeaver Safeway Frank was in rare form this AM. Terrorizing the customers checking out who obviously had no interest in the NFL. The Hawks hawt takes were as angry as I’ve ever heard.
 
He got me last week. Went off on the Patriots

Dude is pretty far on the spectrum. He likes our Dwags so I just roll into his line tuff and charge in with Husky hawt takes. Usually I’m successful in changing the subject from Hawks.
 
He got me last week. Went off on the Patriots

Dude is pretty far on the spectrum. He likes our Dwags so I just roll into his line tuff and charge in with Husky hawt takes. Usually I’m successful in changing the subject from Hawks.

I rolled through last Saturday wearing my purple jersey and he kept saying Browning was his guy, Eason had a lot to prove before he was buying in. Didn’t know he was Damone.

I got “free” bags for being a DAWG though
 
He got me last week. Went off on the Patriots

Dude is pretty far on the spectrum. He likes our Dwags so I just roll into his line tuff and charge in with Husky hawt takes. Usually I’m successful in changing the subject from Hawks.

I rolled through last Saturday wearing my purple jersey and he kept saying Browning was his guy, Eason had a lot to prove before he was buying in. Didn’t know he was Damone.

I got “free” bags for being a DAWG though

I’ve treaded lightly on Browning with Frank. Don’t want to get stabbed with a pen or something.
 
He got me last week. Went off on the Patriots

Dude is pretty far on the spectrum. He likes our Dwags so I just roll into his line tuff and charge in with Husky hawt takes. Usually I’m successful in changing the subject from Hawks.

I rolled through last Saturday wearing my purple jersey and he kept saying Browning was his guy, Eason had a lot to prove before he was buying in. Didn’t know he was Damone.

I got “free” bags for being a DAWG though

I’ve treaded lightly on Browning with Frank. Don’t want to get stabbed with a pen or something.

Sam Huard was on the cover of the Sports section of the Times he had at his register. I mentioned he was coming to UW and it blew his mind. Somehow that turned into a discussion about Gronk’s broken ribs from a few years ago.
 
He got me last week. Went off on the Patriots

Dude is pretty far on the spectrum. He likes our Dwags so I just roll into his line tuff and charge in with Husky hawt takes. Usually I’m successful in changing the subject from Hawks.

I rolled through last Saturday wearing my purple jersey and he kept saying Browning was his guy, Eason had a lot to prove before he was buying in. Didn’t know he was Damone.

I got “free” bags for being a DAWG though

I’ve treaded lightly on Browning with Frank. Don’t want to get stabbed with a pen or something.

Sam Huard was on the cover of the Sports section of the Times he had at his register. I mentioned he was coming to UW and it blew his mind. Somehow that turned into a discussion about Gronk’s broken ribs from a few years ago.

That’s the thing about Safeway Frank: he can only focus on non Hawks for about 60 secs before the Seahawks ass burgers comes in full force.
 
He got me last week. Went off on the Patriots

Dude is pretty far on the spectrum. He likes our Dwags so I just roll into his line tuff and charge in with Husky hawt takes. Usually I’m successful in changing the subject from Hawks.

I rolled through last Saturday wearing my purple jersey and he kept saying Browning was his guy, Eason had a lot to prove before he was buying in. Didn’t know he was Damone.

I got “free” bags for being a DAWG though

I’ve treaded lightly on Browning with Frank. Don’t want to get stabbed with a pen or something.

Sam Huard was on the cover of the Sports section of the Times he had at his register. I mentioned he was coming to UW and it blew his mind. Somehow that turned into a discussion about Gronk’s broken ribs from a few years ago.

That’s the thing about Safeway Frank: he can only focus on non Hawks for about 60 secs before the Seahawks ass burgers comes in full force.

A dude in a Blazers jersey walked in and I thought he was going to stab him. He then pulled up hid Hawks jersey to reveal a Sonics jersey and told me that’s how he rolls.
 
Haven't seen him lately. I'm more of a PCC guy anyway.

Look at you you rich bastard... I do find the crowd at PCC to be insufferable sometimes.

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Haven't seen him lately. I'm more of a PCC guy anyway.

Met Market here. But I run to Safeway for emergency supplies from time to time. Their beer selection took a real nose dive and I’ve had little reason to come back ever since.
 
Leach's first name is Mike.

How does he fit in working at some Safeway and coach Cuog at the same tim?

 
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So @ThomasFremont and @BennyBeaver last Sunday, some bum comes into the store wearing a Safeway hat and Frank starts going off on him saying he's going to call the cops. Apparently it's against the law to wear Safeway gear in a Safeway if you are not an actual employee. Says he followed the same dude a few weeks back to the nearest encampment to yell at him.

#12skrong
#dontfuckwitfrank
 
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