S/O to Dennis

[backthepack]

For supporting my burgeoning alcoholism

 

[CuntWaffle]

I remember my first beer

 

[RoadDawg55]

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.

 

[backthepack]

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.

WhyNotBoth.gif
#ForTheElitistPussy

 

[Baseman]

Shirley Temple anyone?

 

[RoadDawg55]

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.

WhyNotBoth.gif
#ForTheElitistPussy

Are you going to put your cocktail kit in the back of your Ford Focus?

 

[backthepack]

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.

WhyNotBoth.gif
#ForTheElitistPussy

Are you going to put your cocktail kit in the back of your Ford Focus?

Lesbaru Outback? yes i will.

 

[Pitchfork51]

You're 19. Get cheap vodka and hoes.

 

[backthepack]

You're 19. Get cheap vodka and hoes.

Fuck crystal light and vodka. Berry neo and grapefruit burnett’s>

 

[Pitchfork51]

You're 19. Get cheap vodka and hoes.

Fuck crystal light and vodka. Berry neo and grapefruit burnett’s>

Jesus. It's like 10 bucks for 40 drinks. Get over yourself faggot.

 

[backthepack]

You're 19. Get cheap vodka and hoes.

Fuck crystal light and vodka. Berry neo and grapefruit burnett’s>

Jesus. It's like 10 bucks for 40 drinks. Get over yourself faggot.

It’s the same fucking thing. It’s just better than crystal light.

 

[Mad_Son]

I support your quest to learn something about alcohol faster than these novices did

 

[Lawrence_of_a_Labia]

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.

WhyNotBoth.gif
#ForTheElitistPussy

Are you going to put your cocktail kit in the back of your mom's Ford Focus?

Fixed that for you

 

[BlastDoor]

Advice to you: you're at the age you wanna drink stuff that is very bad for you, that's going to take years of your lifespan, like CTE.

When you're 50 and drinking cheap stuff kills you, sure, go to town on cocktails and old people shit. Don't throw your good metabolism away.

 

[Peterman]

Just drink beer you queer

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

1) he’s gay and
2) you guys really think you can’t get laid off making drinks for people??? Really??? You guys???

JFC

 

[backthepack]

1) he’s gay and
2) you guys really think you can’t get laid off making drinks for people??? Really??? You guys???

JFC

This.

 

[FireCohen]

Jesus this thread did not deliver

 

[Pitchfork51]

1) he’s gay and
2) you guys really think you can’t get laid off making drinks for people??? Really??? You guys???

JFC

90 percent of my sophomore year was making drinks, then getting the hot girl to join me behind the bar making drinks, then kicking everyone out and boning.

Or attempting to bone and fail, but still brag to my friends about hooking up.

Get with the program

 

[dflea]

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.

normal kid

btp

lol