Reffett Off The Rails

[DerekJohnson]

Reading the responses to his tweet is pretty crazy. Refett was serious and was playing hypotheticals about how it could happen.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I like crazy
http://twitter.com/jordanreffett/status/1437546438645321734?s=21

By that same token, why not openly pine on Twitter for UW to hire Steve Spurrier as OC?

Talked to a couple buddies about UW. They asked my opinion and I said I hope UW goes owen so we can fire Lake.

Next question, who do you want them to get?

My answer: Saban.

Seriously, who can they get?

My answer: Urban Meyer.

Next question: in that case, why not try to lure Spurrier out retirement.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I like crazy
http://twitter.com/jordanreffett/status/1437546438645321734?s=21

By that same token, why not openly pine on Twitter for UW to hire Steve Spurrier as OC?

Talked to a couple buddies about UW. They asked my opinion and I said I hope UW goes owen so we can fire Lake.

Next question, who do you want them to get?

My answer: Saban.

Seriously, who can they get?

My answer: Urban Meyer.

Next question: in that case, why not try to lure Spurrier out retirement.

Just make Saban say no. That's all we ask.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I like crazy
http://twitter.com/jordanreffett/status/1437546438645321734?s=21

By that same token, why not openly pine on Twitter for UW to hire Steve Spurrier as OC?

Talked to a couple buddies about UW. They asked my opinion and I said I hope UW goes owen so we can fire Lake.

Next question, who do you want them to get?

My answer: Saban.

Seriously, who can they get?

My answer: Urban Meyer.

Next question: in that case, why not try to lure Spurrier out retirement.

Just make Saban say no. That's all we ask.

Cohen calls Bama.

Cohen: hi, this is Jen Cohen, greatest setting AD. May I speak to Coach Saban please?

Bama person: uh, please hold.

Cohen whispering to a SCODucks War Eagle assistant: they’re getting him now!

Bama person to Saban: Coach Saban, there’s someone named Jen Cohen on line 7 for you.

Saban: no

Bama person to Cohen: um, yea, Coach Saban is unavailable right now. Can I take a message?

Cohen: please tell him I’m a big fan and to call me back. We have an opening in our program and he once worked for Don James so Im sure he’s interested!

Cohen to SCODucks War Eagle assistant: all we have to do now is wait for Coach Saban to call us. Man, being an AD is so easy and so much fun!