Who's going? Will there be a Hardcore Husky table? Will they have TVs? In HD? Will they be serving adult "beverages"? Will Peterman guarantee they will go undefeated at home?
The position group skits won't be as fun with our new boring ass coaches. Sark leaving sucked the sizzle out of our program faster than a Joey waitress can give a bathroom BJ. Color me disinterested. Supposedly, everyone who attends will get a little vial of Don James' ashes. That's just what I'm hearing, don't twist my fucking words.