Puzzle Me This

[LebamDawg]

After having to design stuff for years so a 3rd grader could interpret what I did, then stepping up to where NC programmers had to, then

documenting processes so the FAA could understand them (they would not let me drop down to 2yr old level) -

Here I am - stumped by Mickey's Big Mouth bottle cap puzzles. Damn I am stupid

 

[Bad_MotherDucker]

1st one is Donkey punch and unload her stanky ass
2nd one is skull fuck her like an animal, but keep your balls out of her box

And fuck Mickey’s. At the end of a long drinking binge I thought a Mickey’s 40 was a great nightcap. I was awakened by Taco Bell employees the next morning passed out in a bush in their parking lot.

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

#1 Ask and you will receive.

#2 I think is ask her out but not certain on that.

 

[dnc]

#1 Ask and you will receive.

#2 I think is ask her out but not certain on that.

#1 is Ascent and you'll receive, oddly enough.

 

[Fenderbender123]

I would think #1 is "ask and you'll receive".

The donkey = Ass
Cents symbol = K sound (because it's shaped like a C, which also makes that sound).

Plus, it's a well known Bible quote.

 

[LebamDawg]

mine are

1. Horse sense and you'll drop something shiny in an empty box
2. Horse hair period shot out of a box

I like @Bad_MotherDucker's version so far

 

[1to392831weretaken]

mine are

1. Horse sense and you'll drop something shiny in an empty box
2. Horse hair period shot out of a box[/b]

I like @Bad_MotherDucker's version so far

Definitely what's going on around my household these days...

 

[rustysavage]

I have a Mickey's hornet tattoo. Never understood the caps though.