PurpleBaze you father of an animal

[Yousef_#1UberDriver]

See guys, its not ok to listen to the same music as pre-teen girl. Adults generally mature musically. but PurpleBaze has 22-thousand examples of his unconventional behavior for a grown boy. A 30-something, hiding from reality at HH, dickless and bitchless, with the occasional shot of progesterone making him fiesty at times. Youre an embarrassment to yourself, this forum, and the odorous chubby snatch you went on a 'date' with last night. She couldnt get your attention as you were all about obsessed with Yousef, staring repeatedly between your jiggly thighs at your little I-phone and HH, completely ignoring the salad and bread course... Dont take it so hard, she didnt notice you either. Her attention was focused on the zit faced sous chef behind you. What a dud you are Baze.

 

[DerekJohnson]

uhhh, you might want to PM @IrishDawg22. he's got this place pretty dialed in.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Just to be objective in the Uber wars, YKW, too.

Pics of the chubby snatch or GTFO.

 

[PurpleBaze]

madar-ghahbe, you still drive like you're fresh off the boat. My driving skills are far superior to yours. The only thing you're good at is being a swindler... kolah bardar.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I have to assume one of the Uber drivers is a Sunni and the other is Shiite.

Please clarify who wears which turban.

 

[skookum]

Bazey?

 

[PurpleBaze]

Why do you guys hate chauffeur hats?

 

[RaceBannon]

 

[PurpleBaze]

It's getting to be like Nazi Germany around here.

#racistbannon

 

[Emoterman]

 

[PurpleThrobber]

The Throbber knows who to suck up to around this joint hat-wise.

 

[tap1thur29weretaken]

@"Yousef_#1UberDriver" is slap in the face to every poster on Mr. @DerekJohnson internet message bulletin board. His corrupt presence should come to an end.

Why is he not banished?

 

[SECDAWG]

@"Yousef_#1UberDriver" is slap in the face to every poster on Mr. @DerekJohnson internet message bulletin board. His corrupt presence should come to an end.

Why is he not banished?

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[tap1thur29weretaken]

@"Yousef_#1UberDriver" is slap in the face to every poster on Mr. @DerekJohnson internet message bulletin board. His corrupt presence should come to an end.

Why is he not banished?

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Very good Mr. @SECDAWG. You must be this message boards #1 poster.

Is this animated photograph of your daughter?

 

[SECDAWG]

@"Yousef_#1UberDriver" is slap in the face to every poster on Mr. @DerekJohnson internet message bulletin board. His corrupt presence should come to an end.

Why is he not banished?

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Very good Mr. @SECDAWG. You must be this message boards #1 poster.

Is this animated photograph of your daughter?

Negative. J’s gurl.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Life was so simple before the coronavirus lockdown

 

[Swaye]

Life was so simple before the coronavirus lockdown

Pretty simple now too.

Get up. Get coffee. Take piss. Stare out window for 6 hours. Pick navel lint. Think of killing self. Eat. Stare out window for 6 hours. Eat. Shit. Wipe ass with leaves. Curse Governor Blackface. Shower. Bed.

 

[dnc]

Life was so simple before the coronavirus lockdown

Pretty simple now too.

Get up. Get coffee. Take piss. Stare out window for 6 hours. Pick navel lint. Think of killing self. Eat. Stare out window for 6 hours. Eat. Shit. Wipe ass with leaves. Curse Governor Blackface. Shower. Bed.

My older brother lives in Virginia. Was just talking to him yesterday. He had a nice rant about "Governor Blackface".

Good tims.

 

[ThomasFremont]

Life was so simple before the coronavirus lockdown

Pretty simple now too.

Get up. Get coffee. Take piss. Stare out window for 6 hours. Pick navel lint. Think of killing self. Eat. Stare out window for 6 hours. Eat. Shit. Wipe ass with leaves. Curse Governor Blackface. Shower. Bed.

Add more shitting.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

How have I missed this thread? It's gold, Jerry! GOLD!