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Doog_de_Jour

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I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, 2 TVs, 6 iPhones, and one baby monitor, while drinking whiskey, smoking keef, popping seventy-five pellets of mescaline, doing five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, snorting a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and consuming a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…all while talking shit.

My girlfriend, her girlfriend, my boyfriend, my husband, my second grade teacher and a Korean masseuse are all watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

I tell them all I'm a bigger cuog fan than they are and to STFU!
 
I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, 2 TVs, 6 iPhones, and one baby monitor, while drinking whiskey, smoking keef, popping seventy-five pellets of mescaline, doing five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, snorting a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and consuming a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…all while talking shit and wearing my New Balance shoes.

My girlfriend, her girlfriend, my boyfriend, my husband, my second grade teacher and a Korean masseuse are all watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

I tell them all I'm a bigger cuog fan than they are and to STFU!
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fixed that for you
 
I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, 2 TVs, 6 iPhones, and one baby monitor, while drinking whiskey, smoking keef, popping seventy-five pellets of mescaline, doing five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, snorting a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and consuming a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…all while talking shit and wearing my New Balance shoes.

My girlfriend, her girlfriend, my boyfriend, my husband, my second grade teacher and a Korean masseuse are all watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

I tell them all I'm a bigger cuog fan than they are and to STFU!
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fixed that for you
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New balance?

Cmon bff buddy. Pgos rather die
 
I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, 2 TVs, 6 iPhones, and one baby monitor, while drinking whiskey, smoking keef, popping seventy-five pellets of mescaline, doing five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, snorting a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and consuming a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…all while talking shit and wearing my New Balance shoes.

My girlfriend, her girlfriend, my boyfriend, my husband, my second grade teacher and a Korean masseuse are all watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

I tell them all I'm a bigger cuog fan than they are and to STFU!
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fixed that for you
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New balance?

Cmon bff buddy. Pgos rather die
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https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/108307/iu-is-now-the-spokesman-for-new-balance-shoes#latest
 
I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, 2 TVs, 6 iPhones, and one baby monitor, while drinking whiskey, smoking keef, popping seventy-five pellets of mescaline, doing five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, snorting a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and consuming a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…all while talking shit and wearing my New Balance shoes.

My girlfriend, her girlfriend, my boyfriend, my husband, my second grade teacher and a Korean masseuse are all watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

I tell them all I'm a bigger cuog fan than they are and to STFU!
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fixed that for you
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Nobody rocks the middle-aged single dad look like I can.

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I am so hungover that I want to die.
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If you really want to split your brain just tune into Nick Alliotti trying to describe Caleb William's game on the P12 postgame show.
 
I am so hungover that I want to die.
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If you really want to split your brain just tune into Nick Alliotti trying to describe Caleb William's game on the P12 postgame show.
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don't mind old Nick, his brain is still scrambled from the time Connor Halliday threw 100 times in a game on him
 
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