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DerekJohnson

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Never mind your Fan Advisory Council. Just take heed of this fucking board. Amid all the debauchery, the blueprint for the success you seek is contained on these pages.
 
Show us your tits and all will be forgiven.

Are you talking to @Cohen12 or Derek?

edit: I'm okay with either.
 
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Never mind your Fan Advisory Council. Get your shit together and put Sven in charge. Just take heed of this fucking board. Amid all the debauchery, the blueprint for the success you seek is contained on these pages.

 
Show us your tits and all will be forgiven.

Are you talking to @Cohen12 or Derek?

You're better than this.

I did edit it with something similar to abundance. In my defense.

In your defense, our people gave your people horse blankets a couple centuries ago and you're still devastated by that incident.

I'm going to need reparations and a trigger warning for that comment. I accept beads as payment.

 
Show us your tits and all will be forgiven.

Are you talking to @Cohen12 or Derek?

You're better than this.

I did edit it with something similar to abundance. In my defense.

In your defense, our people gave your people horse blankets a couple centuries ago and you're still devastated by that incident.

I'm going to need reparations and a trigger warning for that comment. I accept beads as payment.

I assume slightly used anal beads are sufficient.
 
Tag this all poasts with good suggestions;

Maple-Bar.jpg


And this to poasts of poor suggestions;

Garden%20Salad.jpg
 
Show us your tits and all will be forgiven.

Are you talking to @Cohen12 or Derek?

You're better than this.

I did edit it with something similar to abundance. In my defense.

In your defense, our people gave your people horse blankets a couple centuries ago and you're still devastated by that incident.

I'm going to need reparations and a trigger warning for that comment. I accept beads as payment.

I assume slightly used anal beads are sufficient.

I wasn't aware there are any other kind of beads.
 
Tag this all poasts with good suggestions;

Maple-Bar.jpg


And this to poasts of poor suggestions;

Garden%20Salad.jpg

God, maple bars are fucking awesome.

Feed some of that shit to Kaepernick and he won't feel so oppressed anymore. After two weeks of maple bar therapy, he'll be running out of the tunnel carrying the goddamned stars and stripes.

 
It isn't hard to figure out.

Make football a priority and understand that it pays the bills for all the other sports.

Stop giving us half assed excuses and lip service, because lifelong fans of the DAWGS see right through that bullshit.

Until then, you can fuck right off and ROLL TIDE.
 
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