PM to Duck recruiters

[HillsboroDuck]

 

[Swaye]

They are all too busy hoping to hear from Clay Helton because even the dumpster fire in LA is better than Eugene.

 

[DerekJohnson]

We’re talking about Oregon?

Fuck ... I know that you have ties to Eugene and that’s great ... but this is all about recruiting of teens to play for the University of Washington ...

I’m sure the YouTube kid is talented and nice and loves orange slices and chocolate milk ...

But the only thing of use he’d be to the UW program is a tackling dummy on the Scout team

 

[HillsboroDuck]

We’re talking about Oregon?

Fuck ... I know that you have ties to Eugene and that’s great ... but this is all about recruiting of teens to play for the University of Washington ...

I’m sure the YouTube kid is talented and nice and loves orange slices and chocolate milk ...

But the only thing of use he’d be to the UW program is a tackling dummy on the Scout team

Stalin makes the best copypasta.

 

[DerekJohnson]

You think Azeem could run junior off of YouTube?

 

[HillsboroDuck]

You think Azeem could run junior off of YouTube?

I hope not

 

[Pitchfork51]

Does this kid actually talk like that lol I haven't watched any of them

 

[Domicillo]

Does this kid actually talk like that lol I haven't watched any of them[/b]

I wonder if there's a way you could find out for yourself...?

 

[Pitchfork51]

Does this kid actually talk like that lol I haven't watched any of them[/b]

I wonder if there's a way you could find out for yourself...?

I don't want to watch that crap

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Does this kid actually talk like that lol I haven't watched any of them[/b]

I wonder if there's a way you could find out for yourself...?

I don't want to watch that crap

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