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PostGameOrangeSlices

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We won the fucking game. Two years in a row.

Shut the fuck up about hypotheticals you fucking losers. Embarrassing.

Beat us on the field not in message board circle jerks. Dumb fuck gas pumping retards. Christ.
 
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This morning in the grocery store an old lady told me she didn't like my hat, but nice win.

I replied with Winners Win!
 
You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.

You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row.
 
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As a native Washingtonian living in Oregon I am currently thriving in this brief window of time in which I am one of a select few who knows how to pump his own gas. Us non professionals have been allowed to do it since August.
 
At a brewery today I saw a Duck decked out eating by himself. Had my 91 natty shirt and was in doog mode.

I wanted to talk shit to him, but I'm classy. And buzzed.

Plus, we won the battle, he can still win the war.
 
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Just wait till Grubb gets his reads down Duck Fans and learns how to put a game away.

You wanna deal in hypotheticals? What if Grubb stops be so fucking greedy on the long ball and commits to grinding out some 5:00 or 6:00 drives late in the 3rd or 4th quarter.

Oregon wasn't the only team out there on Saturday with some questionable play calling.
 
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At a brewery today I saw a Duck decked out eating by himself. Had my 91 natty shirt and was in doog mode.

I wanted to talk shit to him, but I'm classy. And buzzed.

Plus, we won the battle, he can still win the war.

so how many times did you walk back and forth so he could see your shirt?
 
At a brewery today I saw a Duck decked out eating by himself. Had my 91 natty shirt and was in doog mode.

I wanted to talk shit to him, but I'm classy. And buzzed.

Plus, we won the battle, he can still win the war.

so how many times did you walk back and forth so he could see your shirt?

Enough to make me a pathetic asshole.
 
You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.

You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row.

Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.
 
You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.

You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row.

Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.

Not talking about you guys
 
You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.

You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row.

Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.

If I remember correctly, Mario used to go for it on key fourth downs against UW. He also had terrible play calling. Yet, he still won. I think it was because he was going against gutless Petersen.
 
You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.

You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row.

Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.

If I remember correctly, Mario used to go for it on key fourth downs against UW. He also had terrible play calling. Yet, he still won. I think it was because he was going against gutless Petersen.

I think it was more because he went against Jacob eason and Dylan Morris
 
You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.

You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row.

Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.

If I remember correctly, Mario used to go for it on key fourth downs against UW. He also had terrible play calling. Yet, he still won. I think it was because he was going against gutless Petersen.

I think it was more because he went against Jacob eason and Dylan Morris

He beat Browning and UW in 2018 in OT

After our kicker missed the gimme game winner
 
This morning in the grocery store an old lady told me she didn't like my hat, but nice win.

I replied with Winners Win!

At least you didn't call her a bearded cunt
 
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