Pm to Coach Dan Lanning and his fanboys

I never realized how traumatized some of you are over Duck dominance of the uw futbol program. Puts the two week bender into perspective.

I’m here if you need me. That’s what Big Bros are for. Hugs.
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You had your run during Tytanic and Snark years when we were between 0-7 wins most years and whoregon bribed all the lowlifes like Masoli. It's over. Come to grips with it. You'll feel better.
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But we were more shitty during your run!

POTD

Meat owned your best coach since James.

Deal with it!

LOL.....
 

I never realized how traumatized some of you are over Duck dominance of the uw futbol program. Puts the two week bender into perspective.

I’m here if you need me. That’s what Big Bros are for. Hugs.
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Again, it's mostly about the chest beating, hype and general douchebag posturing. Yes, the dominance hasn't helped, but ASU has also kind of dominated UW in that same time frame. Does anyone hate ASU, no? Also, head to head has been pretty even post Chip/Mariota and UW has had more overall success in that time.
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Is overall success strictly records or does it include bowls and CCG’s?

UO: 55-30
UW: 57-25

UW: Win

Oregon has played 3 more games in the timeframe because of 2020.

Since 2015 the Ducks have played in 6 bowl games. The RB and Fiesta being two. Ducks were 1-1.

In the same timeframe the Huskies have played in 5. Also a RB and FB playoff. Huskies were 0-2.

UO: Win

Most recent bowl appearance.

Oregon’s last bowl was a 2021 Vegas bowl loss to OU.

Washington’s last bowl was a 2019 Vegas bowl win.

UO: Win

CCG’s Ducks 3-2.

UO: Win

HtH 3-3.

Push

HC battle 4-3 Ducks.

UO: WIN!

I’m sure the 3 stooges will have their usual hot takes.
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Tl,dr
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Utah 47, USC 24

Sorry.

No Rose Bowl for you.

Not sorry.
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You came back from the cemetery to chime in. We're all grateful.
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necrophiles love cemeteries. Plenty of options. Abundance for @trublue
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Baseman:

Never figured Helfrich had a Perv for an agent.

Helfrich coaching again?

BTW: No Rose Bowl for YOU. Sorry. Not sorry.
 
I never realized how traumatized some of you are over Duck dominance of the uw futbol program. Puts the two week bender into perspective.

I’m here if you need me. That’s what Big Bros are for. Hugs.
Click to expand...

Again, it's mostly about the chest beating, hype and general douchebag posturing. Yes, the dominance hasn't helped, but ASU has also kind of dominated UW in that same time frame. Does anyone hate ASU, no? Also, head to head has been pretty even post Chip/Mariota and UW has had more overall success in that time.
Click to expand...

Is overall success strictly records or does it include bowls and CCG’s?

UO: 55-30
UW: 57-25

UW: Win

Oregon has played 3 more games in the timeframe because of 2020.

Since 2015 the Ducks have played in 6 bowl games. The RB and Fiesta being two. Ducks were 1-1.

In the same timeframe the Huskies have played in 5. Also a RB and FB playoff. Huskies were 0-2.

UO: Win

Most recent bowl appearance.

Oregon’s last bowl was a 2021 Vegas bowl loss to OU.

Washington’s last bowl was a 2019 Vegas bowl win.

UO: Win

CCG’s Ducks 3-2.

UO: Win

HtH 3-3.

Push

HC battle 4-3 Ducks.

UO: WIN!

I’m sure the 3 stooges will have their usual hot takes.
Click to expand...

Tl,dr
Click to expand...

Utah 47, USC 24

Sorry.

No Rose Bowl for you.

Not sorry.
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You came back from the cemetery to chime in. We're all grateful.
Click to expand...

necrophiles love cemeteries. Plenty of options. Abundance for @trublue
Click to expand...

Baseman:

Never figured Helfrich had a Perv for an agent.

Helfrich coaching again?

BTW: No Rose Bowl for YOU. Sorry. Not sorry.
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You? went from #6 in the country and path to the playoffs 6 weeks ago to playing a basketball school in a baseball stadium and becoming REAL Oregon again.
 
Washington went from a shoo-in to the Rose Bowl (if the #4 ranked team in the country could hold serve and beat the gutty little Utes at the Coliseum) to No Rose Bowl for you.

The #4 team got outcoached and outplayed at home.

Never believed Oregon was a #6 team nor USC a legit #4 team.

The Utes punched USC in the nose at home.

Therefore, no Rose Bowl for you. Sorry. Not sorry.
 
Washington went from a shoo-in to the Rose Bowl (if the #4 ranked team in the country could hold serve and beat the gutty little Utes at the Coliseum) to No Rose Bowl for you.

The #4 team got outcoached and outplayed at home.

Never believed Oregon was a #6 team nor USC a legit #4 team.

The Utes punched USC in the nose at home.

Therefore, no Rose Bowl for you. Sorry. Not sorry.
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Yeah you did believe Oregon was a #6.

The difference was UW didn't get to show it on the field against those two teams.

Oregon did in November and they got punched in the mouth and lost their best coach.

Bow down to your North masters.
 
uw never had a shot at the playoff so I’m gonna go full retard on Oregon because they did.

Embarrassing.
 
uw never had a shot at the playoff so I’m gonna go full retard on Oregon because they did.

Embarrassing.
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Oregon had a shot until their North master came in and bitch slapped them.
 
Our “North Master” is 5-15 over the last 20 H2H games….

2-3 over the last 5

1-4 if we slap you with a forfeit in 2020

But this November is all that really matters right now. Congrats on your “historical epic” win.
 
2/3 in poverty Eugene, little guy.
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You including the 2020 game that you guys cancelled because you had the flu?
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Doesn't count as a loss. We? didn't make the rules that awarded us the North.

And no I'm obviously not factoring that in as part of the 2 wins.
 
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