PM to all you business owners, execs and paid consultants

sarktastic

sarktastic

New Fish
(note: I originally typed 'managers' but corrected it quickly. I don't expect you to understand. Also, added 'paid' to consultants because unless you're actually cashing checks for the bullshit you spew, it doesn't really count)

In every disaster lies opportunity so I was thinking why not help out with the border problem while changing a few lives and making a buck or two?

Thinking of heading down to Az or Ca (hi race!) and 'adopting' a half dozen new landscapers. I figure get guys strong enough to run a mower and trimmer, I can easily undercut the competition without having to pay 'family' members. The barn outback can be converted into a bunkhouse... it's already plumbed for a shitter and shower.

I don't know... I'm just trying to help, ya know?

 
rather than sit on your ass and criticize those who are doing something to solve the problem, what are you doing to help solve the problem?

BTW, I'll beat your current landscape maintenance contract by 50% for the next six months.
 
If you pay them 15 bucks an hour and get them an ID, I'm okay with this.
 
Do you pay your kids to mow the lawn?... I didn't think so.

All family members contribute to the lifestyle we enjoy.
 
I'm not following what your business plan is? There are already tons of landscape businesses out there with extremely cheap labor. What sets you apart? What is your value proposition?
 
(note: I originally typed 'managers' but corrected it quickly. I don't expect you to understand. Also, added 'paid' to consultants because unless you're actually cashing checks for the bullshit you spew, it doesn't really count)

In every disaster lies opportunity so I was thinking why not help out with the border problem while changing a few lives and making a buck or two?

Thinking of heading down to Az or Ca (hi race!) and 'adopting' a half dozen new landscapers. I figure get guys strong enough to run a mower and trimmer, I can easily undercut the competition without having to pay 'family' members. The barn outback can be converted into a bunkhouse... it's already plumbed for a shitter and shower.

I don't know... I'm just trying to help, ya know?
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What? Has every Home Depot in the area run out of Messicans?
 
(note: I originally typed 'managers' but corrected it quickly. I don't expect you to understand. Also, added 'paid' to consultants because unless you're actually cashing checks for the bullshit you spew, it doesn't really count)

In every disaster lies opportunity so I was thinking why not help out with the border problem while changing a few lives and making a buck or two?

Thinking of heading down to Az or Ca (hi race!) and 'adopting' a half dozen new landscapers. I figure get guys strong enough to run a mower and trimmer, I can easily undercut the competition without having to pay 'family' members. The barn outback can be converted into a bunkhouse... it's already plumbed for a shitter and shower.

I don't know... I'm just trying to help, ya know?
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What? Has every Home Depot in the area run out of Messicans?
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Yes.

They are heading back to the border to find kids to bring back with them so they can stay.
 
(note: I originally typed 'managers' but corrected it quickly. I don't expect you to understand. Also, added 'paid' to consultants because unless you're actually cashing checks for the bullshit you spew, it doesn't really count)

In every disaster lies opportunity so I was thinking why not help out with the border problem while changing a few lives and making a buck or two?

Thinking of heading down to Az or Ca (hi race!) and 'adopting' a half dozen new landscapers. I figure get guys strong enough to run a mower and trimmer, I can easily undercut the competition without having to pay 'family' members. The barn outback can be converted into a bunkhouse... it's already plumbed for a shitter and shower.

I don't know... I'm just trying to help, ya know?
Click to expand...

What? Has every Home Depot in the area run out of Messicans?
Click to expand...

Yes.

They are heading back to the border to find kids to bring back with them so they can stay.
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#Obama#Itsnotamnesty
 
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