Please buy a fckn MRI system

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Why the fck do players have to wait until Monday? Get a damn MRI machine at the stadium hire a tech to take films at the game and give players instant information on their injuries.
 
In most sport related injuries you need to wait for the swelling/inflammation to subside before getting an MRI so that you have clearer images.

hth
 
it’s common knowledge that you can just stick an MRI machine in just some sort of side closet
no special room needed at all. No retrofitting or anything.
 
Why the fck do players have to wait until Monday? Get a damn MRI machine at the stadium hire a tech to take films at the game and give players instant information on their injuries.
If we had beaten Ohio State would this thread even exist?
 
what the hell am I think why be ground breaking!
“Cincinnati Bengals stand out as the only NFL franchise with a dedicated MRI scanner installed at their stadium, Paycor Stadium. This setup allows players-both home and visiting-to receive scans within minutes of an injury, dramatically reducing diagnostic delays”


  • Elite athletes or surgical candidates may benefit from rapid imaging to guide urgent decisions.”
 
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what the hell am I think why be ground breaking!
“Cincinnati Bengals stand out as the only NFL franchise with a dedicated MRI scanner installed at their stadium, Paycor Stadium. This setup allows players-both home and visiting-to receive scans within minutes of an injury, dramatically reducing diagnostic delays”

Sounds like perhaps a good idea then.
 
I was just about to text Stalin to tell him we should donate 5% of next years money grab towards an in-house MRI system.
A Wam sub in the new pricing structure will be only $12,900. Buy one for you and one for your neighbor. Get that MRI machine funded now, before another kid has to wait til Monday morning to find out if that pop they felt in their knee was the ACL or just some meniscus.
 
what the hell am I think why be ground breaking!
“Cincinnati Bengals stand out as the only NFL franchise with a dedicated MRI scanner installed at their stadium, Paycor Stadium. This setup allows players-both home and visiting-to receive scans within minutes of an injury, dramatically reducing diagnostic delays”

English damn it.
 
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