Phil Steele also believes implosion is

It looks like Kim is really concentrating....trying to figure out if this will be the time he gets an unassisted erection. Look at those dead little eyes. He's staring at the camera, but you know he's not thinking about the picture. He's thinking, "c'mon, you can do it! Smell her neck! Don't lose focus, Griswold...you've still got it!"

As he squeezes her shoulder just a little harder, he forgets what his mouth is doing, and it opens halfway in something vaguely resembling a smile. His mouth is to smiling what Christopher Reeve is to tap dancing. But no matter...he can't think about his mouth right now...he needs to think about her mouth, dammit! It's going to happen, he just needs to believe!

Nope. Deader than Doxey down there. This isn't working....he's going to have to use heavy weaponry. He just needs to think of Sark's office! His bread and butter! Yes...that's it! Getting close now!

Just as he feels a hint of movement in his track sweats, Fetters approaches from his side, sweat dripping off his nose into a plate of nachos. Shit. Lindsey's asking him to let go of her shoulder now. For a split second he tries to hang on, but she starts to look upset, so he lets go. Oh well. Maybe he'll just head to Joey's for old times sake. Too bad no one recognizes him anymore.

Just what I'm hearing.
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That............

was beautiful.
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Thanks. Increasing my effort because I whiffed on a PLSS repoast yesterday and felt like a fucking idiot.
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Love me some self awareness.

You should pass some around to the vaginitis inflicted members round here... might save a few from falling overboard a la CollegeDoog, Lil Jimmy and ID22.

 
Look who Steele says is 1st team at Guard. Look at the other Huskies from the offensive line on that list and ponder what might have been, had Woody hired Peterman and skipped Sark altogether.

BTW, I know for a fact he would have said yes to Peterman.
 
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