PostGameOrangeSlices
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Let's start off by pouring one out for @Sources, who unfortunately went all in on my CapriSun Lock of the Week™
The theory behind the legendary CapriSun Lock of the Week™ is that, this game SHOULD be a lock. Quite honestly. These threads do not contain[/b] financial advice.
The good news is - we can all root for Sources as he fights his way back up to lower middle class mediocrity. Maybe the guarantees of the week will help.
LAST WEEK'S RESULTS[/b]
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/100946/pgos-guarantees-of-the-week/p1
Overall 2-3
CapriSun Lock of the Week™ 0-1
Bert took care of Minnesota rather easily. @DerekJohnson and the Vols won on a last second field goal. The Cuogs suck and DeBoer needs to be fired if the DAWGS lose the Apple Cup. Kansas proceeded to give up 40 points and 5,000 yards in the first half to a team that scored 0 on Sark the week prior. The CapriSun Lock of the Week™ brand has lawyers on the ground in Lawrence. The mariners played two home games and scored zero runs.
However, if someone were to have hedged evenly across all picks, they came out ahead. Remember - the spread is for pussies. Usually.
THIS WEEK'S PICKS[/b]
#20 Texas @ #11 Oklahoma State (+6)[/b] - Sark is favored on the road at top 15 opponent with a pulse. This is an insane spread. Maybe I missed some news about Gundy retiring and all of the Cowboy's roster having the crud. Always bet against Sark here. Even if Sark wins this game, I'm betting against him from now on in every game like this - so long as he somehow remains a head coach. This is my retirement plan. I took Ok State +200 in a redemption effort for the CapriSun Lock of the Week™
#7 Ole Miss (+2.5)[/b] @ LSU - Lane Kiffin is tanned, rested, allegedly slept with Saban's daughter, and is winning this game +110. Brian Kelly & Brian Kelly aren't that good.
#14 Syracuse (+13.5) [/b]@ #5 Clemson - To Win is (+360)
#24 Mississippi State (+21)[/b] @ #6 Bama - One of either Syracuse or Miss State is going to win this weekend. Probably Syracuse. I really don't think Clemson is that great, they're going to drop a game somewhere. Might as well be to undefeated Cuse (who actually has a really good running back). Miss State +800 was too hard to resist. I give the Bulldogs a 5% chance of winning - but what the hell.
non football pick of the week[/i]
Seattle Seahawks (+5.5)[/b] @ Anaheim Chargers - The Hooks defense is improving and the offense is good. I don't know how you could've watched Denver vs an injured Herbert on MNF and not walked away thinking both those teams suck. Hawks win, got in at +230 and it's down to +190.
The theory behind the legendary CapriSun Lock of the Week™ is that, this game SHOULD be a lock. Quite honestly. These threads do not contain[/b] financial advice.
The good news is - we can all root for Sources as he fights his way back up to lower middle class mediocrity. Maybe the guarantees of the week will help.
LAST WEEK'S RESULTS[/b]
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/100946/pgos-guarantees-of-the-week/p1
Overall 2-3
CapriSun Lock of the Week™ 0-1
Bert took care of Minnesota rather easily. @DerekJohnson and the Vols won on a last second field goal. The Cuogs suck and DeBoer needs to be fired if the DAWGS lose the Apple Cup. Kansas proceeded to give up 40 points and 5,000 yards in the first half to a team that scored 0 on Sark the week prior. The CapriSun Lock of the Week™ brand has lawyers on the ground in Lawrence. The mariners played two home games and scored zero runs.
However, if someone were to have hedged evenly across all picks, they came out ahead. Remember - the spread is for pussies. Usually.
THIS WEEK'S PICKS[/b]
#20 Texas @ #11 Oklahoma State (+6)[/b] - Sark is favored on the road at top 15 opponent with a pulse. This is an insane spread. Maybe I missed some news about Gundy retiring and all of the Cowboy's roster having the crud. Always bet against Sark here. Even if Sark wins this game, I'm betting against him from now on in every game like this - so long as he somehow remains a head coach. This is my retirement plan. I took Ok State +200 in a redemption effort for the CapriSun Lock of the Week™
#7 Ole Miss (+2.5)[/b] @ LSU - Lane Kiffin is tanned, rested, allegedly slept with Saban's daughter, and is winning this game +110. Brian Kelly & Brian Kelly aren't that good.
#14 Syracuse (+13.5) [/b]@ #5 Clemson - To Win is (+360)
#24 Mississippi State (+21)[/b] @ #6 Bama - One of either Syracuse or Miss State is going to win this weekend. Probably Syracuse. I really don't think Clemson is that great, they're going to drop a game somewhere. Might as well be to undefeated Cuse (who actually has a really good running back). Miss State +800 was too hard to resist. I give the Bulldogs a 5% chance of winning - but what the hell.
non football pick of the week[/i]
Seattle Seahawks (+5.5)[/b] @ Anaheim Chargers - The Hooks defense is improving and the offense is good. I don't know how you could've watched Denver vs an injured Herbert on MNF and not walked away thinking both those teams suck. Hawks win, got in at +230 and it's down to +190.
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