Penix warming up

That’s not him. The real penix is dead. That’s a body double. It’s just like when Damar Hamlin died on the field, he wore a mask until they could grow the clone. @obk @oregonblitzkrieg
 
Most of you are too young to recall the "Paul is dead" saga.

Like fake McCartney, fake Penix is gonna lean on the magical mystery tour that is DeBoer football.
 
Most of you are too young to recall the "Paul is dead" saga.

Like fake McCartney, fake Penix is gonna lean on the magical mystery tour that is DeBoer football.

The walrus was Paul. They said so.

More fake news I suppose. Imposter Paul, imposter Penix.
 
Most of you are too young to recall the "Paul is dead" saga.

Like fake McCartney, fake Penix is gonna lean on the magical mystery tour that is DeBoer football.

Wait, is the US playing Mexico in volleyball at the border?!?! Holy shit, this would fund the wall in an instant!!!
 
Most of you are too young to recall the "Paul is dead" saga.

Like fake McCartney, fake Penix is gonna lean on the magical mystery tour that is DeBoer football.

The walrus was Paul. They said so.

More fake news I suppose. Imposter Paul, imposter Penix.

I also have a large stake in tinfoil.
 
Most of you are too young to recall the "Paul is dead" saga.

Like fake McCartney, fake Penix is gonna lean on the magical mystery tour that is DeBoer football.

Wait, is the US playing Mexico in volleyball at the border?!?! Holy shit, this would fund the wall in an instant!!!

One sweaty butt slap at a time.
 
That’s not him. The real penix is dead. That’s a body double. It’s just like when Damar Hamlin died on the field, he wore a mask until they could grow the clone. @obk @oregonblitzkrieg

Hiding from the mob after his point shaving came to light.

People forget I’m not the real J. I’m CIA clone #69420 who emerged from the primordial goo after J died sucking dick in Afghanistan.
 
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