1. Visit yelp.com. Downgrade rating of "Hire an Armenian Today" search firm from 5 stars to 2 stars.
2. Contact LAX. Reserve tarmac space for "coaches meeting" following return from first road game.
3. Laminate Rhodes Scholar Certificate and attach it to a lanyard. Wear around neck, just to remind people.
4. Give Special Ed Orgeron a call. Tactfully ask about mid-season availability.
5. Contact LAPD and ask to file a missing persons report, re: Johnny Nansen.
6. Compile preliminary early buy-out booster list. Begin with guest list from Salute to Troy event.