Our Football Team Now Does Yoga and Meditation...

[Swaye]

My premium sources recently told me that Sark says the team now does Yoga and Meditation to get prepared to play.

Are you fucking kidding me?

More stairs and sleds and less yoga mats and buddha statues.

No wonder we are soft as pudding.

Don James just died a little inside.

In closing, fuck Woodward.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

18 MPH treadmills >>>>> Yoga and Meditation

 

[Swaye]

I think I would prefer chocolate milk to this gay (75K) shit.

 

[dnc]

18mph treadmills and chocolate milk just aren't enough these days

 

[Swaye]

18mph treadmills and chocolate milk just aren't enough these days

Jinx

 

[Auburndawg]

The 18 mph treadmill thread was the funniest thing in the history of the interwebs.

Hills was on fire that day.

 

[YouKnowIt]

He saw Pete does this with the Hawks...

Guy can't even come up with his own pussy shit!

 

[Swaye]

The 18 mph treadmill thread was the funniest thing in the history of the interwebs.

Hills (RIP) was on fire that day.

 

[chrisvashon]

My premium sources recently told me that Sark says the team now does Yoga and Meditation to get prepared to play.

Are you fucking kidding me?

So do the Seahawks.

Not your best effort.

 

[Swaye]

My premium sources recently told me that Sark says the team now does Yoga and Meditation to get prepared to play.

Are you fucking kidding me?

So do the Seahawks.

Not your best effort.

Yeah, but I am hearing (just what I am hearing mind you) our guys do it with scarves on. So fuck off.

 

[Steve_Bowman]

Yoga can be a bitch. It's not necessarily pussy stuff. It can strengthen and it does increase flexibility which reduces injury possibilities.

Meditation? Bull shit. Gassers relaxes ones mind and creates focus. Particularly when there are mistakes that require increased awarness.

 

[[Deleted User]]

I don't like our pussy ass program but the Seahawks also do this as well.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

The 18 mph treadmill thread was the funniest thing in the history of the interwebs.

Hills was on fire that day.

FREE PUB!

And yes, for a legitimate topic that thread was amazing.

 

[DeepSeaZ]

LOL since I can't vote up from my phone.

My premium sources recently told me that Sark says the team now does Yoga and Meditation to get prepared to play.

Are you fucking kidding me?

So do the Seahawks.

Not your best effort.

Yeah, but I am hearing (just what I am hearing mind you) our guys do it with scarves on. So fuck off.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Has anyone mentioned that the Seahawks do this too yet?

 

[Swaye]

Has anyone mentioned that the Seahawks do this too yet?

What those people are missing is that when you incorporate faggy stuff into a team that is already winning, it looks smart and forward thinking. When you insert it into mediocre soft teams that get plungered three times annualy (analy LOL), it reeks of deperation and looks pathetic. It looks even worse in a city known for the Sounders.

 

[greenblood]

I don't like our pussy ass program but the Seahawks also do this as well.

However

Tough guy that does yoga = More flexible tough guy

Soft guy that does yoga = ($75k)

 

[jecornel]

There is a whole article about Pete and his approach. Pete has the Seahawks doing meditation and yoga. If Pete does it's good enought for Sark.

Hasn't anyone seen thsi arcticle? I am surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet.

 

[Swaye]

What this thread could really use is a breakdown of Pete Carrol's approach to Yoga. Let's keep it to X's and O's guys.

 

[Homebrew_Dawg]

I do not like yoga in a house,
I will not meditate with a mouse,
Sam, I am,
Not Steve I am.