Our Coaches Hate Recruiting

Quiz:

Who had his first 6 beers tonight?
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Might not have been intentional!

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I CANT HANDLE THE UPS AND DOWNS OF RECRUITING!!!!

And by the way, fuck dawgman for starting that bullshit. Those fuckers, we are fucking fans, we should freak out over any and everything.

Fuck your long walk for perspective, eat a dick.
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If we had any fucking perspective, we'd all be volunteering at a homeless shelter or inventing technologies that will help earth reduce climate change.

If you want people to come to a website about college football and then tell them to get perspective, it seems you are determined to undermine your own business model.
 
Our staff has spent the last month sending lookalikes to camps all around the country to pretend like they are trying to recruit.

Reality is they have been at home playing Player Unknowns Battlegrounds and drinking Pepsi.

I am sorry to tell the truth, but these are the FACTS!
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If we're going to bash PUBG then I'm out.

SteamID?
 
If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later.
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Now might not be the optimal time to join that organization. They seem to be suffering from major attrition and their capital projects seem to be imploding. I suppose there may be opportunity for advancement though and running someone over with a truck would look good at your annual review.
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We have a summer internship program. Interested?
 
Our staff has spent the last month sending lookalikes to camps all around the country to pretend like they are trying to recruit.

Reality is they have been at home playing Player Unknowns Battlegrounds and drinking Pepsi.

I am sorry to tell the truth, but these are the FACTS!
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If we're going to bash PUBG then I'm out.

SteamID?
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@WilburHooksHands is building me a PC for free, I will play with you once he is done!
 
Our staff has spent the last month sending lookalikes to camps all around the country to pretend like they are trying to recruit.

Reality is they have been at home playing Player Unknowns Battlegrounds and drinking Pepsi.

I am sorry to tell the truth, but these are the FACTS!
Click to expand...

If we're going to bash PUBG then I'm out.

SteamID?
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@WilburHooksHands is building me a PC for free, I will play with you once he is done!
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Fucking awesome.
 
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