Oregon is a stepping stone job

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They have another Big Dick facility in the works and yet nobody wants to be there.

I don't think going out and spending big on Lane is going to work out for them like they think it will. They need a coach that isn't going to let them get soft or cater hard to 1-2 players.
 
For everyone's sake, I hope it is actually a satire account....but it's probably not.
 
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They have another Big Dick facility in the works and yet nobody wants to be there.

I don't think going out and spending big on Lane is going to work out for them like they think it will. They need a coach that isn't going to let them get soft or cater hard to 1-2 players.
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I have no idea where Rich Brooks came from, Bellotti was a nobody assistant, Chimp was a nobody assistant with a shiny gimmicky offense (that people have figured out), Helfrich was a nobody assistant, as was Faggart, and Meathead was a Sun Belt reject. Loser school no matter how much money creepy, corrupt, child slave labor Uncle Fill throws at it.
 
They have another Big Dick facility in the works and yet nobody wants to be there.

I don't think going out and spending big on Lane is going to work out for them like they think it will. They need a coach that isn't going to let them get soft or cater hard to 1-2 players.
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I have no idea where Rich Brooks came from, Bellotti was a nobody assistant, Chimp was a nobody assistant with a shiny gimmicky offense (that people have figured out), Helfrich was a nobody assistant, as was Faggart, and Meathead was a Sun Belt reject. Loser school no matter how much money creepy, corrupt, child slave labor Uncle Fill throws at it.
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Peak Chip would be the best coach we’ve ever had behind James in a fucking landslide.
 
They have another Big Dick facility in the works and yet nobody wants to be there.

I don't think going out and spending big on Lane is going to work out for them like they think it will. They need a coach that isn't going to let them get soft or cater hard to 1-2 players.
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I have no idea where Rich Brooks came from, Bellotti was a nobody assistant, Chimp was a nobody assistant with a shiny gimmicky offense (that people have figured out), Helfrich was a nobody assistant, as was Faggart, and Meathead was a Sun Belt reject. Loser school no matter how much money creepy, corrupt, child slave labor Uncle Fill throws at it.
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Peak Chip would be the best coach we’ve ever had behind James in a fucking landslide.
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Gilby, Lambo, Ty, Sark, Jimmy

GTFO

Edit: meant for Marshall
 
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Man for guys who claim they're elated that Meat is leaving (and consequently making a mockery of their truckstop school on social media), ya'll sure are squirting a lot of eggs all over the bored.
 
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