Official Sounders-Crew Game Thread

[EsophagealFeces]

If you clicked on this thread, you deserve to die in a fiery mudslide. Fuck you, fuck me, fuck soccer, fuck everyone.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Flagged for lack of citrus.

 

[pawz]

If you clicked on this thread, you deserve to die in a fiery mudslide. Fuck you, fuck me, fuck soccer, fuck everyone.

Most important part in bold.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

You act like people come to this site for the sports talk and not the humor

 

[PurpleMicrodot]

lots of soccer fags heading toward the Clink as we were exiting the Safe (I like to call it that) A few of them looked like the came from Comicon. Was wishing I was carrying a flame thrower

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

lots of soccer fags heading toward the Clink as we were exiting the Safe (I like to call it that) A few of them looked like the came from Comicon. Was wishing I was carrying a flame thrower

You should have used the flame thrower on yourself for going to the Safe in the first place.

 

[Mad_Son]

If you clicked on this thread, you deserve to die in a fiery mudslide. Fuck you, fuck me, fuck soccer, fuck everyone.

We came here to ridicule you for knowing something about the Sounders, faggot. None of us even could have made this shit up. "The Crew" lol

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Am I gay if I wear a sssscarf in 75° weather?

 

[PurpleMicrodot]

lots of soccer fags heading toward the Clink as we were exiting the Safe (I like to call it that) A few of them looked like the came from Comicon. Was wishing I was carrying a flame thrower

You should have used the flame thrower on yourself for going to the Safe in the first place.

Nephew was playing in the HS Baseball Classic. Crowd looked like a Mariner game in mid-September. Gave him shit for not charging the mound when he was hit by a pitch

 

[allpurpleallgold]

This thread is worthless without MelloDawg.

 

[PurpleMicrodot]

This thread is worthless without MelloDawg.

He in the Scarves Up Faggot Banned

 

[dhdawg]

flagged for knowing they have a game tonight.
Double flagged for knowing the opponent

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Am I gay if I wear a sssscarf?

Yes

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

lots of soccer fags heading toward the Clink as we were exiting the Safe (I like to call it that) A few of them looked like the came from Comicon. Was wishing I was carrying a flame thrower

You should have used the flame thrower on yourself for going to the Safe in the first place.

Nephew was playing in the HS Baseball Classic. Crowd looked like a Mariner game in mid-September. Gave him shit for not charging the mound when he was hit by a pitch

That's defensible.