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OFFICIAL 2025 Apple Cup - Huskies vs Cougars Game Thread
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Ok guys, I’ve been waiting for the game thread since we beat cal.davis.
First two games we? had A LOT of excessive SHIT POSTING in the game threads by a few BAD ACTORS here. I understand they were speed bumps and all but a duck or two & AOC took away from my enjoyment aka my favorite thread during the actual season. How about read the room and not post 3/4 continuous repeating comments or some nonsense malarkey. TYFYS and I’m joking using the term bad actors but my complaint is legit.
I legit LOL'd
I had that as my signature for so long that quickly scrolling the thread just now I thought I had posted something.
Same
I think Caple pointed out at one point WSU's starter was Cam Ward, the backup was Mateer and Sam Leavitt was committed.
Is Dick Hurt actually the QB whisperer?
Is Dick Hurt actually the QB whisperer?
Woolley? You're turning into the Fire Marshall, pal.
Not sure what that means?
You heard of the Cougar who broke his leg raking leaves? He fell out of a tree....
Q: Why did the wazzu grad cover her ears? A: She was trying to hold in a thought!
Did you hear about the student who transferred from Washington to Washington State and raised the IQ of both Universities?
Q: What does a Cougar grad call a Husky grad? A: Boss.
Q: How is a cougar like a possum? A: Both play dead at home and usually die on the road
Q: How do cougar brain cells die? A: Alone
Q: What do you have, when you have 20 Cougs in one room? A: full set of teeth.
A Coug riddle: If two Cougs get married in Pullman and then move to Seattle, are they still brother and sister?
Jethro had been attending WSU for 8 years and still did not have enough credits to graduate. At the graduation, the student body began chanting, "Let Jethro graduate!" The WSU president decided that if Jethro could answer one question, he would graduate. The president said, "You have one chance, Jethro, what is 9x9"? Jethro blurted out 81. A silence followed. Then the whole crowd yelled, "Give him another chance!
Q: Why do Cougar football players have such small steering wheels in their cars? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q: How do you find Wazzu? A: Head East until you smell it, then South until you step in it.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Cougar and a big dumb Jackass? A: A bigger,dumber, slower big dumb jackass.
Q: Why do WSU women wear bibs? A: To keep the chew off their dresses.
Q: Why do WSU graduates put their diploma on the car dashboard? A: So they can park in the handicap spots.
Q: What do you get when you breed a WSU Cougar and a groundhog? A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What's a Cougar's idea of foreplay? A: "Hey, sis, roll over!"
Q: What's is the most common lie told in Pullman? A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
Last night there was a fire at the WSU library. They lost 20 books to the flames. The worst part was that 15 of them hadn't been colored in yet!
"I've always felt that being a Cougar prepares you for life. You learn not to expect too much." --UW Coach Don James
Two men, one Cougar and one Husky, are using a public restroom. When the Cougar notices that the Husky didn't wash his hands afterward, he says "Hey, at WSU they teach us to wash our hands after using the restroom." "Oh really," the Husky replies. "Well at UW we're smart enough to know not to pee on our hands."
BREAKING NEWS: Washington State Cougar football practice was delayed after a player found a white powdery substance on the field. Coach whoever the fuck it is now stopped practice and informed police. After complete analysis forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed when agents decided the team was "Unlikely to encounter the substance again this season
Q: Why did the wazzu grad cover her ears? A: She was trying to hold in a thought!
Did you hear about the student who transferred from Washington to Washington State and raised the IQ of both Universities?
Q: What does a Cougar grad call a Husky grad? A: Boss.
Q: How is a cougar like a possum? A: Both play dead at home and usually die on the road
Q: How do cougar brain cells die? A: Alone
Q: What do you have, when you have 20 Cougs in one room? A: full set of teeth.
A Coug riddle: If two Cougs get married in Pullman and then move to Seattle, are they still brother and sister?
Jethro had been attending WSU for 8 years and still did not have enough credits to graduate. At the graduation, the student body began chanting, "Let Jethro graduate!" The WSU president decided that if Jethro could answer one question, he would graduate. The president said, "You have one chance, Jethro, what is 9x9"? Jethro blurted out 81. A silence followed. Then the whole crowd yelled, "Give him another chance!
Q: Why do Cougar football players have such small steering wheels in their cars? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q: How do you find Wazzu? A: Head East until you smell it, then South until you step in it.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Cougar and a big dumb Jackass? A: A bigger,dumber, slower big dumb jackass.
Q: Why do WSU women wear bibs? A: To keep the chew off their dresses.
Q: Why do WSU graduates put their diploma on the car dashboard? A: So they can park in the handicap spots.
Q: What do you get when you breed a WSU Cougar and a groundhog? A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What's a Cougar's idea of foreplay? A: "Hey, sis, roll over!"
Q: What's is the most common lie told in Pullman? A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
Last night there was a fire at the WSU library. They lost 20 books to the flames. The worst part was that 15 of them hadn't been colored in yet!
"I've always felt that being a Cougar prepares you for life. You learn not to expect too much." --UW Coach Don James
Two men, one Cougar and one Husky, are using a public restroom. When the Cougar notices that the Husky didn't wash his hands afterward, he says "Hey, at WSU they teach us to wash our hands after using the restroom." "Oh really," the Husky replies. "Well at UW we're smart enough to know not to pee on our hands."
BREAKING NEWS: Washington State Cougar football practice was delayed after a player found a white powdery substance on the field. Coach whoever the fuck it is now stopped practice and informed police. After complete analysis forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed when agents decided the team was "Unlikely to encounter the substance again this season
Your referring to Dickert as Dick Hurt. The Fire Marshall is the one who calls Oklahoma - Oklahomo, or Florida State as Floriduh, but then became completely unhinged at everyone turning "Incredible" into Chincredible!
Well one thing is I'm so bad at rereading what I wrote sometimes that I'm not actually trying to misspell stuff or write the wrong words but autocorrect changed something and I didn't notice it until after I posted. I mean Dick Hurt though. What a salty baby.
@WoolleyDoog
When the late, great @TommySQC was in a Facebook group I belonged to, he referred to Sark and his autocorrect turned it into "Ski dark". So we dozen or so retards referred to him as "Ski dark" for years afterward. @SweatpantsGeneral
When the late, great @TommySQC was in a Facebook group I belonged to, he referred to Sark and his autocorrect turned it into "Ski dark". So we dozen or so retards referred to him as "Ski dark" for years afterward. @SweatpantsGeneral
This game should be in November.
Playing it in September is stupid.
There should still be a Pack 12.
Playing it in September is stupid.
There should still be a Pack 12.
EsophagealFeces
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Tommy isn’t actually dead, is he?
No not at all. I didn't mean it in that sense. Thank you for asking for clarification.
EsophagealFeces
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I’m glad to hear that. I figured you meant in the HH sense, and I’d imagine my best friend would have told me if something happened since they’re business partners, but I just wanted to clarify.