OBK's Olympic Hottie Medal Finalists, Figure Skating

[oregonblitzkrieg]

With the Olympics just around the corner, it's time
to award medals to the hottest chicks competing
in Korea this year.

Olympic medalists, Figure Skating. [/b]

Note that medals are awarded by looks and general sexiness,
not by skill.

Ekaterina Bobrova[/b], Russia -- Gold. Hot as fuck, plain
and simple. Perfect ass, sexy hips, very attractive face.
One of the sexiest skaters who will be competing in Korea.
WOOD from dawn to dusk.

Evgenia Medvedeva[/b], Russia -- Gold. My favorite dark horse (ISAFNRC).
Not a classical hottie like Bobrava. Hips and ass not yet fully developed.
Her sexiness lies in the gypsy schoolgirl thing she's got going on. She's got
fire in her eyes and an aura of sensuality. Completely mesmerizing to watch.

Tessa Virtue[/b], Canada -- Gold. One of the hottest skaters from Sochi. With her supermodel
good looks and sexy moves, you can't go wrong with Tessa Virtue.

Madison Hubbell[/b], US -- Silver. The only US skater to make the list. Sorry USA, you're SOL. I
dunno, maybe pick hotter skaters next tim, like Ashley Wagner...

Evgenia Tarasova[/b], Russia -- Bronze.

Maria Sotskova[/b], Russia -- Bronze.

Diana Nikitina[/b], Latvia -- Bronze.

Results: Russia wins, and it's not even close.

 

[BlastDoor]

helps trump

 

[ThomasFremont]

I remember when Americans admired AMERICANS damnit.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I remember when Americans admired AMERICANS damnit.

Katarina Witt’s hairy bush and perky nipples > Debbie Thomas.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

When I was little my grandparents dragged me to some collectibles show and guess who was there...

She was selling autographs for $50 (“for $100 she’ll sign your truck!”).

Yeah, yeah...cool story bro.

I guess there’s a new film out about her called I, Tonya that’s supposed to be pretty good staring Margot Robbie*.

*Hopefully that pic sufficed

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Way to objectify these athletes Dr. Nasser.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Way to objectify these athletes Dr. Nasser.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

 

[allpurpleallgold]

Tara Lipinsky >

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

Lindsey Vonn and Mikayla Sherffin WOOD. I know it's a figuring skating editon.

 

[RaceBannon]

Olga Korbut

Too soon ?

 

[NorwegianHusky]

You guys know porn exists, right?

 

[DawgWagonDan]

Tara Lipinsky >

She's matured nicely...

 

[Pitchfork51]

I had a crush on her way back in the day

BRB

 

[YellowSnow]

As the only halfbrain who has actually worked for a Winter Olympic venue, I claim the mantle of Hardcore Husky Winter Olympics Superiority Guy[/b] . Mikaela gets my vote.

 

[RaceBannon]

Aside from these photos is anyone actually excited for the Games of the Olympiad?

 

[doogie]

You guys know porn exists, right?

Not anymore. Not since Trump ended the internet.

 

[YellowSnow]

Aside from these photos is anyone actually excited for the Games of the Olympiad?

Truth be told, most Olympic sports other than rowing and skiing are boring as hell to watch on TV. Those 2, however, can be almost as riveting as the most thrilling of college football games.

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

Aside from these photos is anyone actually excited for the Games of the Olympiad?

Hockey. Int'l hockey is fucking amazing. Large rinks=more scoring. Plus fuck Canada.

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

Aside from these photos is anyone actually excited for the Games of the Olympiad?

Truth be told, most Olympic sports other than rowing and skiing are boring as hell to watch on TV. Those 2, however, can be almost as riveting as the most thrilling of college football games.

Track and Field. Basketball. Hockey. Gymnastics. Skiing. Figure Skating. Speed Skating. Trick Skiing/Boarding. Swimming.