Notable quotes from Dan Lanning after Ducks' 9th spring practice

“Bo Nix will play on one leg for this team… and we will do everything we can to make that happen.”
 
“Bo Nix will play on one leg for this team… and we will do everything we can to make that happen.”

“Bo Nix has his lower leg amputated but Phil Knight went out and found a heroin addict in Portland so Bo has a new leg now.”
 
Do Ducks even understand what a Natty means? Here's what a Duck says after playing..."it was sick' I'm so stoked, it was like sick and im sick and stoked, we should continue this practice thing...is this the first games? Did Nike put this thing on? I'm just so stoked...is this thing real gold?"

The PAC invited these disrespectful little bastard Ducks into the conference for ratings. And ruined the tradition and integrity of the games in the process.
 
I get it's awfully warm for April, but y'all so fucking cringe Haie is embarrassed.
 
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