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LOL, which HHB duck fan is this guy?
 
After Phil dies, the money will still be there and so will the shear will to be a football school.
Guys like Leonard Serrato and the druids that run that school will clearly make sure that Phil's endowment continues to go toward buying mercs for that school out west. They won't put it towards sustainability funds and abortion clinics right next to the peapatch where Autzen used to be. Trust me.
 
haie said:
After Phil dies, the money will still be there and so will the shear will to be a football school.
Guys like Leonard Serrato and the druids that run that school will clearly make sure that Phil's endowment continues to go toward buying mercs for that school out west. They won't put it towards sustainability funds and abortion clinics right next to the peapatch where Autzen used to be. Trust me.
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”shear”
 
haie said:
After Phil dies, the money will still be there and so will the shear will to be a football school.
Guys like Leonard Serrato and the druids that run that school will clearly make sure that Phil's endowment continues to go toward buying mercs for that school out west. They won't put it towards sustainability funds and abortion clinics right next to the peapatch where Autzen used to be. Trust me.
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That is true though Knight's passing won't definitely won't help things. The most pertinent example is when Hugo Chavez died and Venezuela still had money but has slowly but surely swirled down the drain over the past decade or so.
 
I'll take mockery if it's actually clever. I get some chuckles from good Duck trolling about UW on Twitter. Stuff like "must suck to not be rich" with a gif of the Duck flashing dollars or like "Lanning is a bully" shit, not so much.
 
Knight's money has rules and strings. Those kinds of estates don't fuck around. Lots of restrictions. I've never understood the Knight hate, but fine. Whatever else you can say, stupid isn't one of them.
 
All this talk about money … it's also good to remember that other people (programs) also have money, and some have more than Oregon. Granted it's an estimate of NIL funding, and Phil's money shows up in other areas (like the permanent football endowment). But I still expected to see them higher on this list and Washington lower.
Note, no private schools because of incomplete data, so you're missing USC and Miami, which I'm sure are way, way up the list. The one that jumped out at me was Indiana, but when you think about them you have to remember they have Kelley, which is a very good B school (back up program for the MBAs who don't get into the bigs) and which sends finance bros to Wall St in bunches. Those guys write checks. Indiana is not a poor and apparently is serious about football.
NIL Collectives / Funding Estimate (Top 50)
(Public Universities)
Texas / $ 22M
Ohio State / $20.2M
LSU / $20.1M
Georgia / $18M
Texas A&M / $17M
Michigan / $16M
Alabama / $15.9M
Florida / $15.8M
Clemson / $15.2M
Oklahoma / $14M
Penn State / $13.7M
Indiana / $ 13.6M
Michigan State / $13M
Virginia / $12M
Tennessee / $11.6M
Auburn / $11.5M
Arkansas / $11.4M
Kentucky /$11.2M
Oregon / $10.6M
Florida State / $10M
Iowa / $ 9.6M
South Carolina / $9.5M
Louisville / $9.4M
Washington / $ 9.4M
Illinois /$9.3M
Wisconsin / $8.9M
Mississippi / $8.8M
Nebraska / $7.9M
Virginia Tech / $7.7M
Iowa State / $7.5M
Kansas / $7.4M
Utah / $7.2M
Minnesota / $7.1M
Missouri / $7.1M
Kansas State / $7.1M
Texas Tech / $6.9M
Mississippi State / $6.4M
Arizona / $6.4M
North Carolina State / $5.9M
UCLA / $5.9M
Arizona State / $5.6M
Purdue / $5.5M
West Virginia / $5.4M
Oklahoma State /$ 5.3M
Colorado / $5.3M
Georgia Tech / $4.2M
San Diego State /$4.1M
Cincinnati / $3.9M
NCAA Athlete Revenue Sharing, Scholarships & NIL Collectives by School
 
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ntxduck said:
haie said:
After Phil dies, the money will still be there and so will the shear will to be a football school.
Guys like Leonard Serrato and the druids that run that school will clearly make sure that Phil's endowment continues to go toward buying mercs for that school out west. They won't put it towards sustainability funds and abortion clinics right next to the peapatch where Autzen used to be. Trust me.
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”shear”
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You understand that we aren't dipping pen into quill and posting via carrier pigeon right?
 
creepycoug said:
All this talk about money … it's also good to remember that other people (programs) also have money, and some have more than Oregon. Granted it's an estimate of NIL funding, and Phil's money shows up in other areas (like the permanent football endowment). But I still expected to see them higher on this list and Washington lower.
Note, no private schools because of incomplete data, so you're missing USC and Miami, which I'm sure are way, way up the list. The one that jumped out at me was Indiana, but when you think about them you have to remember they have Kelley, which is a very good B school (back up program for the MBAs who don't get into the bigs) and which sends finance bros to Wall St in bunches. Those guys write checks. Indiana is not a poor and apparently is serious about football.
NIL Collectives / Funding Estimate (Top 50)
(Public Universities)
Texas / $ 22M
Ohio State / $20.2M
LSU / $20.1M
Georgia / $18M
Texas A&M / $17M
Michigan / $16M
Alabama / $15.9M
Florida / $15.8M
Clemson / $15.2M
Oklahoma / $14M
Penn State / $13.7M
Indiana / $ 13.6M
Michigan State / $13M
Virginia / $12M
Tennessee / $11.6M
Auburn / $11.5M
Arkansas / $11.4M
Kentucky /$11.2M
Oregon / $10.6M
Florida State / $10M
Iowa / $ 9.6M
South Carolina / $9.5M
Louisville / $9.4M
Washington / $ 9.4M
Illinois /$9.3M
Wisconsin / $8.9M
Mississippi / $8.8M
Nebraska / $7.9M
Virginia Tech / $7.7M
Iowa State / $7.5M
Kansas / $7.4M
Utah / $7.2M
Minnesota / $7.1M
Missouri / $7.1M
Kansas State / $7.1M
Texas Tech / $6.9M
Mississippi State / $6.4M
Arizona / $6.4M
North Carolina State / $5.9M
UCLA / $5.9M
Arizona State / $5.6M
Purdue / $5.5M
West Virginia / $5.4M
Oklahoma State /$ 5.3M
Colorado / $5.3M
Georgia Tech / $4.2M
San Diego State /$4.1M
Cincinnati / $3.9M
NCAA Athlete Revenue Sharing, Scholarships & NIL Collectives by School
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That list seems wrong
 
My guess is that most ducks want Indiana in a title game, would be okay(ish) with a rematch of Ohio State, but Penn State would be the least desirable matchup. So it's in their best interest that UW gets the upset here.
 
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