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Don't lose you Apple ID password, guess too many times, and go into account recovery. Don't. Do. It.

And for all that is wholesome and good in this world, don't find yourself in that situation while your Mac is not signed into iCloud. Because guess why? You need the password. The one you don't have and are trying to recover. You need your fucking password to change your fucking password.

Let's just say that I'm exploring the outer reaches of a circular logic universe with the good folks at Apple.

1.5 months fucking around with this. H - O - L - Y Fuck.
 
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Don't lose you Apple ID password, guess too many times, and go into account recovery. Don't. Do. It.

And for all that is wholesome and good in this world, don't find yourself in that situation while your Mac is not signed into iCloud. Because guess why? You need the password. The one you don't have and are trying to recover. You need your fucking password to change your fucking password.

Let's just say that I'm exploring the outer reaches of a circular logic universe with the good folks at Apple.

1.5 months fucking around with this. H - O - L - Y Fuck.
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So today one of the support guys calls me at 9:00 am, because I fucking gave up last night to avoid completely losing my shit.

The guy calls, and despite a case number, we start in on the same five fucking moves I've done 50 other fucking times with 50 other fucking Apple jockeys. So I says to him, I says, "Hey man, not your fault (hi @BennyBeaver ) , but I'm still waking up and am just not in the mood for this. I've been on that ferris wheel a few too many times and just can't do it right now. Let's schedule another call for me."

He's calm and says, "Sure, no problem, but before I let you go, ...." Tequilla story made short, the guy asks if my wife's iPHone is on the account, etc. Oh, fuck me!! Turns out, that's a trusted device. We use one of the five moves I've done 50 mother fucking times, only this time we use her phone, and BOOM! Facts! @Ballz! It fucking works. Countless hours (seriously ... hours) and this fucker gets me out of Apple jail in less than 2 minutes.

Just like in real life: it's all about running into the right guy. Pretty much nothing else matters.
 
So today one of the support guys calls me at 9:00 am, because I fucking gave up last night to avoid completely losing my shit.

The guy calls, and despite a case number, we start in on the same five fucking moves I've done 50 other fucking times with 50 other fucking Apple jockeys. So I says to him, I says, "Hey man, not your fault (hi @BennyBeaver ) , but I'm still waking up and am just not in the mood for this. I've been on that ferris wheel a few too many times and just can't do it right now. Let's schedule another call for me."

He's calm and says, "Sure, no problem, but before I let you go, ...." Tequilla story made short, the guy asks if my wife's iPHone is on the account, etc. Oh, fuck me!! Turns out, that's a trusted device. We use one of the five moves I've done 50 mother fucking times, only this time we use her phone, and BOOM! Facts! @Ballz! It fucking works. Countless hours (seriously ... hours) and this fucker gets me out of Apple jail in less than 2 minutes.

Just like in real life: it's all about running into the right guy. Pretty much nothing else matters.
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So today one of the support guys calls me at 9:00 am, because I fucking gave up last night to avoid completely losing my shit.

The guy calls, and despite a case number, we start in on the same five fucking moves I've done 50 other fucking times with 50 other fucking Apple jockeys. So I says to him, I says, "Hey man, not your fault (hi @BennyBeaver ) , but I'm still waking up and am just not in the mood for this. I've been on that ferris wheel a few too many times and just can't do it right now. Let's schedule another call for me."

He's calm and says, "Sure, no problem, but before I let you go, ...." Tequilla story made short, the guy asks if my wife's iPHone is on the account, etc. Oh, fuck me!! Turns out, that's a trusted device. We use one of the five moves I've done 50 mother fucking times, only this time we use her phone, and BOOM! Facts! @Ballz! It fucking works. Countless hours (seriously ... hours) and this fucker gets me out of Apple jail in less than 2 minutes.

Just like in real life: it's all about running into the right guy. Pretty much nothing else matters.
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Holy shit, that's fucking family IT 101 shit. It IS your fault for not fucking thinking about other trusted devices.

Good day sir.

I said Good Day!
 
By far the most annoying thing about apple is when something goes wrong with their piece of shit ecosystem or products, they convince you it's your fault.

And people go along with it.

"Yeah you're right, maybe Im the idiot. You guys are never at fault"

Any other brand and otherwise reasonable people would be like no fuck you!!!!
 
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Fuck icloud, and if Apple keeps going the same direction with Tim Cuck fuck them too. Laptop and OS quality is going way downhill and for all the attention they give their phones they still are behind android.

I hope you don’t store anything important on da cloud.

Brb gonna apply for the apple credit card!
 
Don't buy Chinese products next time.
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I bought American service from an American company. 5 dipshit Americans couldn't do anything but run me on a hamster wheel. The Indian guy saved the day.

Think on it for a bit.
 
By far the most annoying thing about apple is when something goes wrong with their piece of shit ecosystem or products, they convince you it's your fault.

And people go along with it.

"Yeah you're right, maybe Im the idiot. You guys are never at fault"

Any other brand and otherwise reasonable people would be like no fuck you!!!!
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And then they tell you to take to their store and have a GENIUS look at it. No fuck that pimple dicked nerd. I’ll look up some shit on youtube and fix it myself just to spite you.
 
Don't buy Chinese products next time.
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I bought American service from an American company. 5 dipshit Americans couldn't do anything but run me on a hamster wheel. The Indian guy saved the day.

Think on it for a bit.
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Apple is more of a Chinese company than an American company. They love the Chicoms and they make their cheap trash over there. The 1k Apple phone is worth less than $200 USD. Cheap Chinese junk sold at a premium to the dumb American consumer.
 
Don't buy Chinese products next time.
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I bought American service from an American company. 5 dipshit Americans couldn't do anything but run me on a hamster wheel. The Indian guy saved the day.

Think on it for a bit.
Click to expand...

Apple is more of a Chinese company than an American company. They love the Chicoms and they make their cheap trash over there. The 1k Apple phone is worth less than $200 USD. Cheap Chinese junk sold at a premium to the dumb American consumer.
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Uh, my Hispanic friends understood this the first time I explained it; what's you problem?

Apple is an American company. The problem was with the security system. A service. The phone works just fine and always has. It was the people on the phone, who were English speaking Americans - the people you want to shield from competition - who couldn't think their way out of a wet paper bag.

I don't have any more time to explain this to you: I'm off to go breed more Hispanics to populate your fine clean country.
 
Don't buy Chinese products next time.
Click to expand...

I bought American service from an American company. 5 dipshit Americans couldn't do anything but run me on a hamster wheel. The Indian guy saved the day.

Think on it for a bit.
Click to expand...

Apple is more of a Chinese company than an American company. They love the Chicoms and they make their cheap trash over there. The 1k Apple phone is worth less than $200 USD. Cheap Chinese junk sold at a premium to the dumb American consumer.
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Uh, my Hispanic friends understood this the first time I explained it; what's you problem?

Apple is an American company. The problem was with the security system. A service. The phone works just fine and always has. It was the people on the phone, who were English speaking Americans - the people you want to shield from competition - who couldn't think their way out of a wet paper bag.

I don't have any more time to explain this to you: I'm off to go breed more Hispanics to populate your fine clean country.
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Apple is an American company in name only. In reality its a Chicom company. It makes the lion's share of its merchandise in China. And it's no friend to freedom, liberty and the American way. Screw Apple and screw you.
 
Don't buy Chinese products next time.
Click to expand...

I bought American service from an American company. 5 dipshit Americans couldn't do anything but run me on a hamster wheel. The Indian guy saved the day.

Think on it for a bit.
Click to expand...

Apple is more of a Chinese company than an American company. They love the Chicoms and they make their cheap trash over there. The 1k Apple phone is worth less than $200 USD. Cheap Chinese junk sold at a premium to the dumb American consumer.
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Why do you hate exploiting brown people? Why do you hate AMERICA dammit?!
 
Knock it off you assholes or I will use my mod powers to cast this thread down with the sodomites in the Tug.
 
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