My thoughts on dm.com and Peterman (long)

It is a moral imperative for them to eat until their hearts explode, cram bananas up their fart boxes, and be perpetually wrong about everything. Nobody knows why, but it's settled science.
 
It is a moral imperative for them to eat until their hearts explode, cram bananas up their fart boxes discipline hole, and be perpetually wrong about everything. Nobody knows why, but it's settled science.

ftfy
 
My new theory is that this site, people heckling them on twitter, etc, has caused them to double down on all the shit that got them criticized in the first place.

Oh, the haters love Petersen? We'll show them by undermining him every chance we get!

The loyalty to sark, however, is unexplainable. If sark ran into kim atStarbucks Joey's, he wouldn't even nod in his direction.
 
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