My theory on tomorrow's game

I talked to a couple Sparty fans including a couple who I think their kid is on the team and they’re saying we just hope it’s closer than last year.
Narrator Voice: It wasn’t.

 
I fear the worst. The crowd will be bonkers and Sparty running game keeps the ball away from Penix and Co. (I like to call the Husky offense Penix and Co. I do that.) And when Penix and Co. (see?) do get the ball, a few turnovers will do them in.

It feels like a game where Sparty has something to prove and punches UW in the face. Being physical isn't UW's specialty, and if MSU comes out with a "fuck you, fuck our coach and fuck the world" mentality, our? Dawgs could wilt.

I hate that my pessimism tends to take over as the game gets closer, but I'm seeing an upset that everyone will be talking about next week as Washington drops to No. 22 in the rankings.

One thing's for sure. The line for this game is fucked.

Fuck.

Nostradamus here.
 
I fear the worst. The crowd will be bonkers and Sparty running game keeps the ball away from Penix and Co. (I like to call the Husky offense Penix and Co. I do that.) And when Penix and Co. (see?) do get the ball, a few turnovers will do them in.

It feels like a game where Sparty has something to prove and punches UW in the face. Being physical isn't UW's specialty, and if MSU comes out with a "fuck you, fuck our coach and fuck the world" mentality, our? Dawgs could wilt.

I hate that my pessimism tends to take over as the game gets closer, but I'm seeing an upset that everyone will be talking about next week as Washington drops to No. 22 in the rankings.

One thing's for sure. The line for this game is fucked.

Fuck.

Nostradamus here.

Yeah, feel free to make amazing predictions like that weekly that have the dwags losing. Seemed to work well.
 
Lots of pansies in this thread. College football is played by hormonal kids who can't even control their own boners, so of course we could lose.

But Sparty sucks, and whether or not black Larry Nassar is on their sideline isn't going to be a deciding factor. Roll them like the little brother land grant school they are.

I talked to a couple Sparty fans including a couple who I think their kid is on the team and they’re saying we just hope it’s closer than last year.

Thanks for working the phones, Nacho!
 
I fear the worst. The crowd will be bonkers and Sparty running game keeps the ball away from Penix and Co. (I like to call the Husky offense Penix and Co. I do that.) And when Penix and Co. (see?) do get the ball, a few turnovers will do them in.

It feels like a game where Sparty has something to prove and punches UW in the face. Being physical isn't UW's specialty, and if MSU comes out with a "fuck you, fuck our coach and fuck the world" mentality, our? Dawgs could wilt.

I hate that my pessimism tends to take over as the game gets closer, but I'm seeing an upset that everyone will be talking about next week as Washington drops to No. 22 in the rankings.

One thing's for sure. The line for this game is fucked.

Fuck.

Nostradamus here.

More like Nostradumbass, amirite?!?
 
I fear the worst. The crowd will be bonkers and Sparty running game keeps the ball away from Penix and Co. (I like to call the Husky offense Penix and Co. I do that.) And when Penix and Co. (see?) do get the ball, a few turnovers will do them in.

It feels like a game where Sparty has something to prove and punches UW in the face. Being physical isn't UW's specialty, and if MSU comes out with a "fuck you, fuck our coach and fuck the world" mentality, our? Dawgs could wilt.

I hate that my pessimism tends to take over as the game gets closer, but I'm seeing an upset that everyone will be talking about next week as Washington drops to No. 22 in the rankings.

One thing's for sure. The line for this game is fucked.

Fuck.

Nostradamus here.

More like Nostradumbass, amirite?!?

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Lots of pansies in this thread. College football is played by hormonal kids who can't even control their own boners, so of course we could lose.

But Sparty sucks, and whether or not black Larry Nassar is on their sideline isn't going to be a deciding factor. Roll them like the little brother land grant school they are.

I talked to a couple Sparty fans including a couple who I think their kid is on the team and they’re saying we just hope it’s closer than last year.

Thanks for working the phones, Nacho!

I’m just doing the lords work.
 
Why cant UW have real grass if places like north lancing can

Why cant UW have real grass if places like north lancing can

Fun fact, UW did have natural grass in the 60’s, and it was a cosching decision regarding whether we water soaked the field (USC) or not before the game…

The field was slanted toward the sidelines for a small amount of drainage, running downhill was a real thing

Then AstroTurf (in honor of George Jetsons dawg) was invented

The first 10 years guys were getting hurt, the grass could be sticky

Then generation 2 was invented, knee and ankle issues declined
 
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