My life. It sucks.

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide

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Attack. Helicopter. Sexually. Identify.

I know you're being sarkastic, but a Huey isn't an attack helicopter.

I know you're being sarcastic but a Huey is very much an attack helicopter if it's a Cobra.

I know you're being sarcastic but a Huey isn't a Cobra.

 

[ThomasFremont]

My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide

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Attack. Helicopter. Sexually. Identify.

I know you're being sarkastic, but a Huey isn't an attack helicopter.

I know you're being sarcastic but a Huey is very much an attack helicopter if it's a Cobra.

Are you trying to tell us that the 2 choppers pictured here are the same?

 

[PurpleBaze]

My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide

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Attack. Helicopter. Sexually. Identify.

I know you're being sarkastic, but a Huey isn't an attack helicopter.

I know you're being sarcastic but a Huey is very much an attack helicopter if it's a Cobra.

Are you trying to tell us that the 2 choppers pictured here are the same?

Helicopter superiority guy...

 

[ThomasFremont]

My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide

View attachment 9369

Attack. Helicopter. Sexually. Identify.

I know you're being sarkastic, but a Huey isn't an attack helicopter.

I know you're being sarcastic but a Huey is very much an attack helicopter if it's a Cobra.

Are you trying to tell us that the 2 choppers pictured here are the same?

Helicopter superiority guy...

Add it to the list

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.

FML

Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...

I cried when my cat died. Stop being mean.

 

[Swaye]

Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.

FML

Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...

Hurtful

 

[dnc]

Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.

FML

Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...

I cried when my cat died. Stop being mean.

Poor pussy.

You, not the cat.