My kind of woman...

I was laughing for a minute, then kinda popped a boner, then just got embarrassed and went limp. Reminded me of the feeling I'd get in my 20s when I'd sober up 30 seconds after busting a nut on a slightly overweight or just plain skanky chick from the bar.
 
So funny Broncos fans thinking their team didn't show up to that game. I wouldn't show up against that defense either sister...
 
it is the kind of shit you do in your 20s when drunk... part of the problem, though , is girls can't play organized football except the occasional kicker here and there in college.
 
This bitch needs donkey punched in the worst way.
 
I'm in love (seriously).

Open up a box of wine and tell her the Bronco's suck ... YEE HAW let the foreplay begin.

Very impressed she drinks wine.

Was it a Cab that drinks like a Merlot?
 
If you're going to hang a curtain in the living room to hide your shit behind, shouldn't you take the extra 15 seconds and put your shit behind it before the party starts?
 
Trailer trash. Literally. As someone who grew up in the Yelm/McKenna/Roy metroplex, I can spot a trailer a mile away. Ceiling is a tip off. Oh....and I keep rooting for the spaghetti strap to just break.
 
1. I'd hit it even though she scares me more than Amanda Knox.
2. "Jay, I'm about to choke you out." classic.
3. the fuck is she drinking?
 
1. I'd hit it even though she scares me more than Amanda Knox.
2. "Jay, I'm about to choke you out." classic.
3. the fuck is she drinking?
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May be moonshine in a wine glass, however, I suspect:

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Thought she was total trailer trash until the guy said go study your chemistry. Trailer trash chicks don't take chemistry. And yes, I'd hit that. After she calmed down.
 
Thought she was total trailer trash until the guy said go study your chemistry. Trailer trash chicks don't take chemistry. And yes, I'd hit that. After she calmed down.
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Are you kidding ...

Community College has chemistry ... and white trash loves the AA degree

And some states require chemistry for their nursing programs ... and we all know how white trash girls love to be nurses.
 
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