My ideal UW helmet

[PurpleJ]

Matte chrome black with a purple American flag dildo attached to the forehead.

 

[PurpleJ]

Change the mascot to a gay unicorn. GO WASHINGTON FAGGOTICORNS!!!!!

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I’ll be asking DJ to delete my account due to this vile filth.

 

[PurpleJ]

It's kind of hard to lead with the crown of the helmet when there's a 14 inch monster dong attached to your head. Ever think of that?

I just solved player safety.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

It's kind of hard to lead with the crown of the helmet when there's a 14 inch monster dong attached to your head. Ever think of that?

I just solved player safety.

Try living my life for a day.

Not easy with a perma Throbber.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

It's kind of hard to lead with the crown of the helmet when there's a 14 inch monster dong attached to your head. Ever think of that?

I just solved player safety.

UCLA will be all over this idea

 

[PurpleJ]

Dildo unicorn look would have suited us yesterday.

 

[Swaye]

It's kind of hard to lead with the crown of the helmet when there's a 14 inch monster dong attached to your head. Ever think of that?

I just solved player safety.

Idiot hyena engaged.

 

[PurpleJ]

You're going to try this with spirit horse, aren't you?

 

[Pitchfork51]

I loved your helmets

Tequilla must have creamed his pants

 

[Swaye]

You're going to try this with spirit horse, aren't you?

Maybe I could make a plaster cast of his dong. We could use that.