Movie Review: Nightcrawler

Dardanus

Dardanus

New Fish
Nightcrawler is the story of a werido misanthrope trying to google his way to becoming a bootstrap billionaire. In the process he becomes a freelance videographer, chasing accidents and crimes to sell to local TV news. He's as smart as he is indifferent to human suffering. Also, Dr. Molly Griswold and the Bill from Twister (not the Bill from Independence Day) are in it.

Gyllenhall's reclusive character is an idol for half the people on this bored, including yours truly. Good effort, good movie.

5 out of 5 plungers
 
Nightcrawler is the story of a werido misanthrope trying to google his way to becoming a bootstrap billionaire. In the process he becomes a freelance videographer, chasing accidents and crimes to sell to local TV news. He's as smart as he is indifferent to human suffering. Also, Dr. Molly Griswold and the Bill from Twister (not the Bill from Independence Day) are in it.
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Does she even come close to her performance in The Thomas Crowne Affair? Top 5 sex scenes all time. Ridiculously hot.
 
Nightcrawler is the story of a werido misanthrope trying to google his way to becoming a bootstrap billionaire. In the process he becomes a freelance videographer, chasing accidents and crimes to sell to local TV news. He's as smart as he is indifferent to human suffering. Also, Dr. Molly Griswold and the Bill from Twister (not the Bill from Independence Day) are in it.
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Does she even come close to her performance in The Thomas Crowne Affair? Top 5 sex scenes all time. Ridiculously hot.
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Unfortunately, no. She does a great job, and her role is more of an over-the-hill and experienced vixen than a smoking hot babe in her prime.

I forgot to mention that there are no boobs in the movie, which would normally lower my rating, but there is some great implied perversion so I let it slide. If it makes my two inches jump, the rating gets a bump.
 
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