Morris or Brown...

Would you rather slide down a 20 foot razor blade or suck the snot out of a cat's nostrils until its head caved in?

 
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Would you rather slide down a 20 foot razor blade or suck the snot out of a cat's nostrils until its head caved in?
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I know you’re being sarcastic but the cat would do far less damage and is the obvious choice.
 
Would you rather slide down a 20 foot razor blade or suck the snot out of a cat's nostrils until its head caved in?
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I know you’re being sarcastic but the cat would do far less damage and is the obvious choice.
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Seems obvious but you'd never be able to cave the head hence it would be days/weeks of hell until you died. The razor would be a more merciful, fast death but incredibly painful as you watched your body slice in half, etc.
 
This is like asking a thirsty man that has been lost in the desert if he would rather have a glass of stale, room temperature water or the same glass of room temperature water but it has a quarter of its contents replaced with diarrhea.

One led the conference in total offense and the other led the conference in interceptions. At this rate Brown could play another full season and still finish with fewer turnovers than Morris had in 11 games.

This is the worst QB group the Pac-8/10/12 has had since? Ever? Since the days of Norm Van Brocklin? Brown put up stats like he was playing in the 1930s and he might still get the that All Pac-12 QB award that eluded honorable mention Justin Herbert.
 
Brown is the razor blade because he only has 2 games left. But with so much sucking, he's also the cat. It's hard.
 
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