Maurice Heims, 2021 3* DE, Santa Margarita (Santa Margarita Catholic), CA (Committed)

https://twitter.com/Maurice_hms/status/1235756591556648962

As hip and with it as I am, I can't tell if "Okayyy👀" is a positive response. If he weren't a dork by default being a German, I'd be sure it was a bad sign, but Germans are real dorks, so maybe he liked it?
 
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As hip and with it as I am, I can't tell if "Okayyy👀" is a positive response. If he weren't a dork by default being a German, I'd be sure it was a bad sign, but Germans are real dorks, so maybe he liked it?

Think Iil JOHN
 
https://twitter.com/Maurice_hms/status/1235756591556648962

As hip and with it as I am, I can't tell if "Okayyy👀" is a positive response. If he weren't a dork by default being a German, I'd be sure it was a bad sign, but Germans are real dorks, so maybe he liked it?

Not as dorky as the dorky Danes.
 
https://twitter.com/Maurice_hms/status/1235756591556648962

As hip and with it as I am, I can't tell if "Okayyy👀" is a positive response. If he weren't a dork by default being a German, I'd be sure it was a bad sign, but Germans are real dorks, so maybe he liked it?

Not as dorky as the dorky Danes.

Let's make shoes out of wood

Said almost no one ever
 
Did a short interview with Doogpound. Says besides UW, Illinois, Penn St. and Colorado are recruiting him the hardest. I know we joke about Illinois but his Penn St. offer probably isn't committable right now and Colorado has a new coach. We should be able to land this guy. @sonics1993 - Is this guy an automatic take?
 
https://247sports.com/college/washington/Season/2021-Football/CurrentTargetPredictions/

Two Eight inch dongs from Huff and Biggins for this kid to UW.

I think this kid is kinda underrated. Love the physical frame and excited to see if Coach K can develop him.

Is this why Kibonge went to Oklahoma to play defense?
 
https://247sports.com/college/washington/Season/2021-Football/CurrentTargetPredictions/

Two Eight inch dongs from Huff and Biggins for this kid to UW.

I think this kid is kinda underrated. Love the physical frame and excited to see if Coach K can develop him.

Is this why Kibonge went to Oklahoma to play defense?

More likely Kinonge going to OU is why we are taking Heims
 
https://247sports.com/college/washington/Season/2021-Football/CurrentTargetPredictions/

Two Eight inch dongs from Huff and Biggins for this kid to UW.

I think this kid is kinda underrated. Love the physical frame and excited to see if Coach K can develop him.

Is this why Kibonge went to Oklahoma to play defense?

More likely Kinonge going to OU is why we are taking Heims

You may be wrong but you may be right.
 
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https://247sports.com/college/washington/Season/2021-Football/CurrentTargetPredictions/

Two Eight inch dongs from Huff and Biggins for this kid to UW.

I think this kid is kinda underrated. Love the physical frame and excited to see if Coach K can develop him.

Is this why Kibonge went to Oklahoma to play defense?

More likely Kinonge going to OU is why we are taking Heims

You may be wrong but you may be right.
I mean everyone with info agrees we were after Kinonge and even thought we were getting him right up to the end but if deciding we passed on him makes you feel better knock yourself out.

Was he good enough to walk on here?
 
https://247sports.com/college/washington/Season/2021-Football/CurrentTargetPredictions/

Two Eight inch dongs from Huff and Biggins for this kid to UW.

I think this kid is kinda underrated. Love the physical frame and excited to see if Coach K can develop him.

Is this why Kibonge went to Oklahoma to play defense?

More likely Kinonge going to OU is why we are taking Heims

You may be wrong but you may be right.
I mean everyone with info agrees we were after Kinonge and even thought we were getting him right up to the end but if deciding we passed on him makes you feel better knock yourself out.

Was he good enough to walk on here?

You mean the second to twelfth hand game of telephone we get to see? Yeah, it's something but who knows how accurate it all is. Maybe Kibonge wanted to commit but we said "Cya Kibonge. We got the Nazi." You're definitely right but this is how I sleep like a baby at night.
 
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