Matchup with struggling Notre Dame team just what USC needs after UCLA loss

If Brian Kelly loses to Sark I will never again hold him in high esteem as an elite coach.

The same goes for Brian Kelly as well.
 
Sark should pull off strange win but won't due to tryptophan hangover from eating 7 turkeys.
 
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It's also just the game Sark needs to fuck up to completely lose the last shred of fan support he has in LA
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which is why, among other reasons, you should be rooting for USC in a big way. I know I will be.
 
Never pulled for ND before but now I do.
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Divided on this.

In a vacuum, I would root for ND.

Knowing that a loss will warm up Sark's seat, putting him under the microscope from Day 1 next year, and increase the possibility he is not there in 2016, makes we kinda want to root for USC.
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I'm with you... the short term, one night stand in me wants to see ND plunger Sark, but the long-term relationship, romantic guy in me wants to see Sark continually tread water just enough to keep his job for many moons.

I think it's probably a win-win either way...especially if USC wins and we keep an eye on Sark as he gallops around after the game looking for someone's arms to jump into.
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exactly.
 
Never pulled for ND before but now I do.
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Divided on this.

In a vacuum, I would root for ND.

Knowing that a loss will warm up Sark's seat, putting him under the microscope from Day 1 next year, and increase the possibility he is not there in 2016, makes we kinda want to root for USC.
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It comes to down if you want to be right or if you want entertainment in 2015?

Sark loses, goes 7-5 with a bowl game left and root for another loss to see Sark hit the magical 7-6. People start to realize that oh shit, those perverted degenerate were right.

Sark wins, improves to 8-4 and maybe then wins a bowl game, 9 wins!!!! USC is only a couple plays away from 11-1 and a game against Oregon in the PAC 12 title tilt (I like to call it a title tilt). Sark wins (another) off-season Natty and goes 8-4 next year with a few more head scratching losses which produce classic quotes by Sark.
 
Never pulled for ND before but now I do.
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Divided on this.

In a vacuum, I would root for ND.

Knowing that a loss will warm up Sark's seat, putting him under the microscope from Day 1 next year, and increase the possibility he is not there in 2016, makes we kinda want to root for USC.
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It comes to down if you want to be right or if you want entertainment in 2015?

Sark loses, goes 7-5 with a bowl game left and root for another loss to see Sark hit the magical 7-6. People start to realize that oh shit, those perverted degenerate were right.

Sark wins, improves to 8-4 and maybe then wins a bowl game, 9 wins!!!! USC is only a couple plays away from 11-1 and a game against Oregon in the PAC 12 title tilt (I like to call it a title tilt). Sark wins (another) off-season Natty and goes 8-4 next year with a few more head scratching losses which produce classic quotes by Sark.
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It's a real Sophie's Choice for sure.

What about a loss to ND, which fuels the flames for the tarmac meeting with the AD for Sark, but never happens? But then a convincing win in the Citrus Bowel against a plucky Indiana State Agricultural Community College, takes a bit of heat off of Sark and Co, because hey...."sanctions brah".

USC then wins the off-season natty (of course), and everyone involved strokes each other off and feels better about the team in 2014 because they were "better than their record indicated, quite honestly"...I mean who ever fucking wins on a Hail Mary? Fans start early to beat the rush and are already booking their hotels for the Pac-12 championship by Sept 1st. Continued sloppy play and snatching defeat from the jaws of victory sets up more epic fanbase meltdowns and kick-ass pressers. In the end all of us losers are laughing our ass off and reveling in their misery, while the troogs are left scratching their heads and dreaming about what might have been with Orgjeroeon.

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Never pulled for ND before but now I do.
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Divided on this.

In a vacuum, I would root for ND.

Knowing that a loss will warm up Sark's seat, putting him under the microscope from Day 1 next year, and increase the possibility he is not there in 2016, makes we kinda want to root for USC.
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It comes to down if you want to be right or if you want entertainment in 2015?

Sark loses, goes 7-5 with a bowl game left and root for another loss to see Sark hit the magical 7-6. People start to realize that oh shit, those perverted degenerate were right.

Sark wins, improves to 8-4 and maybe then wins a bowl game, 9 wins!!!! USC is only a couple plays away from 11-1 and a game against Oregon in the PAC 12 title tilt (I like to call it a title tilt). Sark wins (another) off-season Natty and goes 8-4 next year with a few more head scratching losses which produce classic quotes by Sark.
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It's a real Sophie's Choice for sure.

What about a loss to ND, which fuels the flames for the tarmac meeting with the AD for Sark, but never happens? But then a convincing win in the Citrus Bowel against a plucky Indiana State Agricultural Community College, takes a bit of heat off of Sark and Co, because hey...."sanctions brah".

USC then wins the off-season natty (of course), and everyone involved strokes each other off and feels better about the team in 2014 because they were "better than their record indicated, quite honestly"...I mean who ever fucking wins on a Hail Mary? Fans start early to beat the rush and are already booking their hotels for the Pac-12 championship by Sept 1st. Continued sloppy play and snatching defeat from the jaws of victory sets up more epic fanbase meltdowns and kick-ass pressers. In the end all of us losers are laughing our ass off and reveling in their misery, while the troogs are left scratching their heads and dreaming about what might have been with Orgjeroeon.

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I'm hearing that SC will win the offseason natty. They will sign a big time class, Orgeron may get hired as a DL coach, and Wilcox may get fired (he's the problem, not Sark, everyone says so).

Just what I'm hearing, don't twist.

 
Sark and Notre Dame---he get's cute from inside the Notre Dame 5 and turns the ball over on downs, thus losing by 5.

When did I last see Sark blow it at Notre Dame on the goal line? Hmmm..
 
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