Masturbating to 50 shades

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Does she not have the internet at home? You can literally find anything you want to masturbate to on the internet. Whatever it is, somebody somewhere has pulled out a video recording device and then fucked it, licked it, slapped it, choked it, rubbed something on it, committed an act of violence against it, and then uploaded it to the internet for the world to wank off to it.

Do a Google/Bing image search for a phrase like "strange porn", which will put hair on your chest.
 
Does she not have the internet at home? You can literally find anything you want to masturbate to on the internet. Whatever it is, somebody somewhere has pulled out a video recording device and then fucked it, licked it, slapped it, choked it, rubbed something on it, committed an act of violence against it, and then uploaded it to the internet for the world to wank off to it.

Do a Google/Bing image search for a phrase like "strange porn", which will put hair on your chest.

Nothing wrong with a voyeur...
 
We should do a remake of the film, this time with the guy unemployed and living in his mom's basement.
 
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