After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.
Queue offseason natty.
Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody
Unfortunately, after working 25+ years in law enforcement, some shit is creepy and not funny in any context
Sounds like snowflake bullshit to me. You need a doll to show us where the scary man hurt you?
