Looking live from labor and delivery

[pawz]

In all seriousness, congratulations. You will make a great parent. Enjoy the process.

#norestfortheweary

 

[allpurpleallgold]

Are you planning on eating the placenta?

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Does this mean in 2032 we are going to have to read a shittard post about how your kid just got accepted into UW?

I wonder if Washington will have beaten Oregon by then.....

 

[dnc]

Are you planning on eating the placenta?

Tastes like chicken

 

[dnc]

Does this mean in 2032 we are going to have to read a shittard post about how your kid just got accepted into UW?

I wonder if Washington will have beaten Oregon by then.....

Slingblade says hi

 

[Swaye]

Does this mean in 2032 we are going to have to read a shittard post about how your kid just got accepted into UW?

I wonder if Washington will have beaten Oregon by then.....

Slingblade says hi

You have your laptop in delivery? You should see More_Cock about intervention programs.

 

[dnc]

Does this mean in 2032 we are going to have to read a shittard post about how your kid just got accepted into UW?

I wonder if Washington will have beaten Oregon by then.....

Slingblade says hi

You have your laptop in delivery? You should see More_Cock about intervention programs.

Nega please.

Smart phone.

But yryk, I'll pm Cockus on the Trojan bored. He has that place dialed in.

 

[Swaye]

Does this mean in 2032 we are going to have to read a shittard post about how your kid just got accepted into UW?

I wonder if Washington will have beaten Oregon by then.....

Slingblade says hi

You have your laptop in delivery? You should see More_Cock about intervention programs.

Nega please.

Smart phone.

But yryk, I'll pm Cockus on the Trojan bored. He has that place dialed in.

How's the new kid? Shit everywhere yet?

 

[dnc]

Does this mean in 2032 we are going to have to read a shittard post about how your kid just got accepted into UW?

I wonder if Washington will have beaten Oregon by then.....

Slingblade says hi

You have your laptop in delivery? You should see More_Cock about intervention programs.

Nega please.

Smart phone.

But yryk, I'll pm Cockus on the Trojan bored. He has that place dialed in.

How's the new kid? Shit everywhere yet?

One Jurassic Park shit last night, otherwise he's been pretty awesome. Actually let us sleep last night so that was a surprise.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Does this mean in 2032 we are going to have to read a shittard post about how your kid just got accepted into UW?

I wonder if Washington will have beaten Oregon by then.....

Slingblade says hi

You have your laptop in delivery? You should see More_Cock about intervention programs.

Nega please.

Smart phone.

But yryk, I'll pm Cockus on the Trojan bored. He has that place dialed in.

How's the new kid? Shit everywhere yet?

One Jurassic Park shit last night, otherwise he's been pretty awesome. Actually let us sleep last night so that was a surprise.

First progeny?

 

[dnc]

Does this mean in 2032 we are going to have to read a shittard post about how your kid just got accepted into UW?

I wonder if Washington will have beaten Oregon by then.....

Slingblade says hi

You have your laptop in delivery? You should see More_Cock about intervention programs.

Nega please.

Smart phone.

But yryk, I'll pm Cockus on the Trojan bored. He has that place dialed in.

How's the new kid? Shit everywhere yet?

One Jurassic Park shit last night, otherwise he's been pretty awesome. Actually let us sleep last night so that was a surprise.

First progeny?

Indeed

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Does this mean in 2032 we are going to have to read a shittard post about how your kid just got accepted into UW?

I wonder if Washington will have beaten Oregon by then.....

Slingblade says hi

You have your laptop in delivery? You should see More_Cock about intervention programs.

Nega please.

Smart phone.

But yryk, I'll pm Cockus on the Trojan bored. He has that place dialed in.

How's the new kid? Shit everywhere yet?

One Jurassic Park shit last night, otherwise he's been pretty awesome. Actually let us sleep last night so that was a surprise.

First progeny?

Indeed

Congrats, hope you've banked some sleep.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

Oh I got another one...this thread delivers...GET IT????

 

[Swaye]

Jurassic Park Shit now enters the rotation.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Oh I got another one...this thread delivers...GET IT????

 

[H_D]

@dnc
I like to downvote poasts 15 days after the thread is dead on a comment that I've already quoted and responded to. That's what I like to do.