Local senior citizen maintains status as "Ladies Man"

[Geevis_and_Butthead]

Ken Griswold of Renton turned 65 last month, but his "love life" shows no signs of slowing down despite a significant weight gain that makes him prone to toppling over

"insert football knocks over fat midget photographer ha ha GIF here"

 

[ntxduck]

“Special guest” is going to enter the lexicon of this place with a swiftness

 

[NorwegianHusky]

“Special guest” is going to enter the lexicon of this place with a swiftness

Notice that he didn't say "special guest" but '"special" guest'. Makes it sound like his dating pool has extended to the short bus.

 

[UWhuskytskeet]

She requires more than one seat.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

This is the guy who tries to flirt with woman at Starbucks by buying them a banana

 

[Fenderbender123]

She requires more than one seat.

And that's with Kim only taking up 1/2 a seat

 

[Joey]

I guess he’s given up on dating Jen at this point

 

[huskyhooligan]

This is the guy who tries to flirt with woman at Starbucks by buying them a banana

Does that work? Asking for a friend.

 

[LawDawg1]

Jerry Neuhesel?

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

She requires more than one seat.

His “special” guest is Fetters who takes up more than one seat. Take a look at my profile pic if you don’t believe me.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

This is the guy who tries to flirt with woman at Starbucks by buying them a banana

Does that work? Asking for a friend.

Go for the Edible Arrangement. Shows you’re classy.

 

[USMChawk]

It’s probably for his cardiologist.